Zach Russo

Life is just a BIG bowl of FANCY assorted cashews! - Patrick Star #YWF I don't know whose pug is in my header tbh.

[Zach Russo @ZachAttack817]

@livparz and knowing when someone has opened their snapchats from you without checking 😂

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

Patrick, you're fired!

but I don't even work here!

would ya like a job startin' now?

boy WOULD I?!

you're FIRED.

[WeekendPick @WeekendPick]

Forget text, send a love letter ❤️📨... #Boston

[Zach Russo @ZachAttack817]

@livparz https://t.co/dhdXP1iPtU

[WeekendPick @WeekendPick]

Pink sunrise for the early birds... #Boston

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

FUNNY MUFFLER

[Allegra @AllegraOTC]

Do you have a sneezepack?

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

ALRIGHT!!! PUT THE MONEY. IN. THE. BAG. .............PUT IT IN!!!!

um, you're facing the wrong way, sir.

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

*vacuum noises*

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

goes right through me EVERY time!

[Zach Russo @ZachAttack817]

@livparz sorry what was that i was talking to another customer

[Zach Russo @ZachAttack817]

@livparz i love doing that to customers :)

[WeekendPick @WeekendPick]

Esplanade was looking handsome last night... #Boston #Sunset

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

me: why am I always so tired

me at 1am:

[Zach Russo @ZachAttack817]

@livparz OH YES BETTER GET UP EARLY

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

HIII-YAHHH!!

oh.......sorry pineapple house! I thought you were someone else...

[Zach Russo @ZachAttack817]

@livparz i get that when im at starbs allll the time lmao

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

GOOD MORNING WORLD AND ALL WHO INHABIT IT

[Zach Russo @ZachAttack817]

@mere_narowski gotta look out for my girl 💁🏼💁🏼