Monte

Some feel the rain... Others just get wet

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LeBungle James rn

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Australian The Strokes cover band called The Blokes

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Did we all just collectively decide to stop using blinkers

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Fuck you @NJTRANSIT

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@NJTRANSIT fuck you

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Who up theoryin’ they relativity rn

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Why have an elevator door close button if the elevator door doesn’t close

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@elonmusk Why would ANYONE say no

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Boob Dylan

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Owl City walked so Alec Benjamin could run

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Feel like shit— you think a cig would help or make it worse

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I can’t listen to Edge of Seventeen without thinking of that one scene from School of Rock

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I’d love to see how much money these influencers spend on Starbucks

Show me the numbers

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Imagine having Tourettes and your tic was yelling great googely moogely every time you saw a huge pair of tits

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Juneberry is hands down best RedBull flavor

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Johnny Skidmarks

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Imagine going to pipe your cupcakes with icing but then mayo comes out

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Imagine slipping on a toothpick and breaking your hip

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Kobe “Beef” Bryant

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You ever put bread in the toaster and it comes out still bread