Zachariah

TX

[Angry Lakers Fan @JimothyBucket]

I thought I hated Warriors fans

I thought I hated Nuggets fans

I thought I hated Clippers fans

I thought I hated Celtics fans

I was wrong.

Those fans are my best friends compared to the disdain I possess for the entire state of Oklahoma

[Athlete Vanity @AthleteVanity]

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[parks @parkersity_9]

what the fuck is Friends about???

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

I understand Chet just wanna hoop but unfortunately he’s mentally gonna have to participate in whatever this is Wemby got going on with him

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

when you've had 3 hours of sleep and people keep asking questions at work

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When we're having fun and someone brings out a board game.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

OG hurts wrist
Jordan heals it
OG takes over
Knicks win

Yeah we righteous

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Michael B. Jordan says he hasn’t found love since his split from Lori Harvey, explaining his guard is still up after she didn’t want to commit and that even if two people love each other, sometimes that still isn’t enough in this generation 😨👀

[N🐜 @lockedbyae]

Bro this Kevin Durant video got me crying 😭😭 texting mid game

[千万徳主 @SekuharaHeisei]

Do the Japanese... ever get tired of this...?

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Stone Cold Steve Austin talking about the moment he decided to shave his head 😂

WWE STORYTIME WAS ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS EVER MAN.

https://t.co/xaANTIiTib

[Ethan Ray @ItsEthanRay]

Thank you bus 🚌 driver 🙈🙈🙈

[k @alfkkifine]

We women live a terrifying double life. A mother will look at her teenage son with absolute, boundless empathy. She will hold him when he cries, tell him his feelings matter, and pray to God that he finds a woman who loves him for his pure heart, not his wallet.

But that exact same woman will turn around and look at her husband, who is literally someone else’s grown son and treat him like a malfunctioning piece of farm equipment if he loses his job or shows a moment of emotional fragility. We completely compartmentalize the fact that the men we drain, stress out, and demand traditional protection from were once little boys who were promised that their hearts mattered.
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Look at the advice mothers pass down. It is pure, unfiltered hypocrisy.
We sit our daughters down and say: "Never settle. Make sure he is a provider. If he is struggling financially, do not build him up, leave him. You deserve a King." But if a mother catches wind that her son's girlfriend is treating him that way? If her son loses his job and his girlfriend packs her bags? That mother will lose her mind. She will call the girlfriend a gold-digger. She will call her toxic.
We are actively raising our daughters to become the exact type of women we pray our sons never meet.

[Van @MarioStar08]

Luigi’s final smash in brawl has always confused me, like when has Luigi ever done this lmao?!😭

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Big Show once didn’t wake up after a house show match

So the referees thought it’d be funny to try and PIN him.

BRO WOKE UP INSTANTLY 😭

House shows are the best man.

https://t.co/TTCZPVkyWI

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

Cam Newton says there’s no such thing as unconditional love, explaining that you only get it from a few people on this Earth, which includes your children and your parents, not your wife or girlfriend.

(🎥 It's Giving Podcast/YouTube)

[Shaan Puri @ShaanVP]

i'm no genius but here are some signs you're overpaying as a buyer:

the seller is:
- smashing a gong
- having a party
- screaming NO WAY BRO

at your offer

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Me tryna make my woman happy without any money

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“Goku Super Saiyan infinity”