Zach Cason

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

i don’t have a lot of followers and i’m pretty sure none of them live in georgia also i don’t really tweet but can somebody tell somebody in georgia to say no to Kelly Loeffler her ideology is shit and her ocular drift is unnerving. i do like her hair.

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

Concede, bitch.

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

@cocks4cock

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

swiping through snapchat stories in the winter is like "duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!"

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

tbh i'm way more offended if a dog doesn't like me than if a person doesn't like me.

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

idk if my body has ever experienced the same level of distress as waking up early in the winter and making it from the bed to the shower

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

i'm just salty bc i don't see the need for this many spiders in the world okay

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

i'm so tired i thought a fire hydrant was a person today

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

"what are your thoughts at this point in the week?"

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

@marykatejones1 you can't say I didn't warn you

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

my favorite part about going out is all the new dogs I meet

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

in honor of National Pizza Day, let's take a moment to agree that these pizzas are more attractive than you are

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

knock knock
- who's there?
it's your motivation
- ...I'm not home

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

sign my petition to postpone Christmas to a colder date

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

wow @theDowlow20

[Zach Cason @ZachCason14]

this week and I are not getting along very well