Zach Dau

“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” -Kevin Malone

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

@shirogames We’re trying to get some Northgard in. Let’s get this servers up and running!

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

“When he gets to hurtin inside, he takes to streaking”

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Bucs WR Antonio Brown took his uniform off along with his equipment, threw it into the stands, and left the field. Of course he did.

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

As a #NebraskaFootball fan I hope the biggest half time adjustment happens in the official’s locker room. Terrible games like this are why we always have to play in the mornings on Saturday. #myguywasjustclapping #firetherefs #bigten

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

@naturallight @jrudedude hope we get matching sets

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

@jrudedude @what_theheck 😂😂

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

Nothing to see here. Just a 30 year old blasting #TaylorSwift. Love me some throw back Tay. #foreverandalways #fearless #breath

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

Just got my Covid Vaccine, 2 Gatorades, and a 12 pack of Coors Light with one stop. Gotta love America.

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

In that weird stage where I’m having trouble deciding if the guy wearing a cut off T-shirt, not wearing a mask, in Walmart is an anti masker or if he’s had both of his shots. #weirdtimes

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

My wife slaved away all weekend on laundry just for me to spill ketchup and juice all over my hoodie within 2 minutes of putting it on. #imachild.

[Adam Heck @what_theheck]

This Is America.... Smdh

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

But I thought all Republicans had full time jobs. What are they doing out and about on a Wednesday? https://t.co/CxJuQ3h5rm

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

It’s now referred to as the “Gyro” step

[Zach Dau @ZachDau]

@PlayApex what is going on here bro.

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

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