Zach Dean

#BallisLife #LackOfWorries #WVUSoP21 Former DSC Roadrunner #35

[Jonathan 🐬 @JCizzurp]

LeBron you idiot

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

[Zach Dean @ZachDean24]

@MrBeast 1,234,567

[skanks @skanks17]

They have one in Charlotte and one of the staff members roasted me for like fifteen minutes because I was wearing a Ben Roethlisberger and I just had to stand there and take it. 5 stars 100% tip.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Getting emoted on by a sheep in front of thousands. That’s going to be a long car ride home in the booster seat

[Rocket Man @RocketMange9]

Luckily we have the strong and independent women we can send out.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

y'all be having bad days cause y'all don't hop up out the bed and turn y'all swag on

[Matthew Coller @MatthewColler]

Basketball is the sport people think they are good at… and then they run into someone who’s truly good at it and find out they are actually terrible

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

[Riċ @ricblurs]

call me John cause i’ve Cena enough

[saint @thasaintx]

money ain't everything but it's up there w/ oxygen fasho

[trap dad @dude_gang]

just fouled out at work

[James @exhaustdata]

Seconds before falling asleep my toddler looked at me and said “don’t let it get you daddy” as if I didn’t have enough on my plate already

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Started doing my taxes and it said I owed so I deleted the app #nonegativity

[GameStop @gamestop]

We are offering $100 in trade credit for anyone who brings us Punxsutawney Phil.

No questions asked.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[²³𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚜🏀☄️🌎💞 @BronGotGame]

I love you too Bron.. I love you too