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Elon Musk sucks and Twitter is garbage

[. @ZachHile]

Oops. I guess he wanted in on it, too

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why is @BarackObama constantly issuing executive orders that are major power grabs of authority? This is the latest
http://t.co/4IVBckTE

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: You have pushed false claims about people like President Barack Obama, saying he was not born in the United States, which is not true. You have told four congresswomen, women of color who were American citizens, to go back to where they came from. You have used words like ‘animal’ to describe Black district attorneys. You've attacked Black journalists, calling them a loser, saying the questions that they ask are quote, ‘stupid and racist.’ You've had dinner with a white supremacist at Mar-a-Lago. So my question, sir, now that you are asking Black supporters to vote for you, why should Black voters trust you after you have used language like that?

Trump: Well, first of all, I don't think I've ever been asked a question in such a horrible manner

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

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[. @ZachHile]

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[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m stuck at home with COVID, so I had the distinct misfortune of watching Donald Trump’s speech to the RNC.

What the hell was he talking about?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Google Project 2025.

[. @ZachHile]

If it takes you more than 3 minutes to use the self checkout you should forcibly removed by a store employee and put in one of the full service lines

[. @ZachHile]

@eve_ningmusic @Normal_Huuman Thanks for having my raid lol

[. @ZachHile]

I'd also like to share that like half the time I've spent reading the book has been spent flipping through the index to see who/what is being talked about because I'm an idiot and can't keep track of all the names

[. @ZachHile]

Currently reading through The Silmarillion and there's a location called Dorthonion. I know it's supposed to be door-thon-eon but I keep reading it as dorth-onion 🧅

There's also a location called Túna 🐟

[. @ZachHile]

Nothing takes the wind out of my sails like seeing capicola on sale and being looked at like a weirdo when I ask for "a pound of your finest gabagool" at the deli counter

[. @ZachHile]

Are other types of boots eligible for "new boot goofin'" or is it strictly limited to western wear? Asking for a friend.

[. @ZachHile]

The coffee shop where I like to read after work is closing early today and now my entire day is derailed. I'm thinking about just wandering aimlessly with tears streaming down my face for a few hours. Thoughts?

[. @ZachHile]

If I could have a time machine that would allow me to both sleep in *and* wake up early that'd be great. Thank you.

[. @ZachHile]

It's not fair that we can get a whole "winter storm" the day prior and then have it get all slushy and gross by 10am the next day. I want to enjoy the winter wonderland before it's all gone :(

[. @ZachHile]

Can't believe it's been 3 years since I collected all the cans needed for my @kroger soup infinity gauntlet

[. @ZachHile]

@Itsmesbeve2 @Wipz @timthetatman Wow, looks great!

[. @ZachHile]

Time for a rewatch maybe? 😏👉👈

[. @ZachHile]

Yo X-Files is my jam now. Just finished season 1. #BlessedByNetflix

[. @ZachHile]

Correction: *Stinky Beans

Not paws

[. @ZachHile]

I'd like to give my cat a special shout-out for always waking me up by touching my face with the same paws used to cover poop in the litterbox