Zach Hawley

Goldminer. Counterfeiter. Slave. Dishwasher. Prostitute. Attorney. Sculptor. Mercenary. Elephant. Corpse.

[Zach Hawley @ZachJames11]

@OverDrive1050 Last year was so shit, I’m ready for change. Hope for the best

[Mitch Bannon @MitchBannon]

#BlueJays injury updates. Names are starting to come off the list:

[Ste @ste_lew1s]

Perfection ❤️

[Zach Hawley @ZachJames11]

“The dogs were good again this week”

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping from an illegal transport truck and making their way home.

They traveled around 17 km together, led by a corgi across highways and fields, now safely back with their respective owners..🐶🐾🥺❤️

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

Atheists in California are no spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Anyway I don't expect to change anyone's mind. I just want to be on record somewhere saying that killing this woman — and then claiming to be the real victim, with the militarized might of the federal government behind you — is one of the most cowardly things I've ever seen.

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

The moment when the life of @Cody_Ponce48 changed forever.

[OverDrive @OverDrive1050]

"He wants to blow his cigarette and brown liquor breath right in his face." 🤣

O-Dog delivers an all-time analogy on the old vs. new Maple Leafs fans.

#LeafsForever

[Nitin Singh 🍃 @Kohlliers]

@TouchlineX Respect to Ian Wright for standing up for Jude Bellingham

[Nick Ashbourne @NickAshbourne]

In MLB history, 334 hitters have come to the plate 60+ times in a playoff run.

Of that group, Vladimir Guerrero Jr.'s 2025 ranks second by wRC+ (248) behind only Barry Bonds in 2002.

[Zach Hawley @ZachJames11]

@WayneJetskiii Dude, this is fire. Fucking eh

[Hayley McGoldrick @GoldieOnSports]

imagine being worth a trillion dollars and sweeping the NLCS just to get battered by the power of friendship

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

Blue Jays Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

First player in MLB history with 9 hits & 9 RBI within the first 4 games of a postseason

#WANTITALL

[Zach Hawley @ZachJames11]

Atta boy, Ross!

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

THAT IS RIDICULOUS! 🔥 [1-2]

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If the Cincinnati Reds sneak in to the last Wild Card spot:

this HR Robbery from Noelvi Marte will be remembered

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

BREAKING: The FBI, run by two podcasters, is actively investigating the murder of a third podcaster, while the vice president cosplays a fourth podcaster to host the show run by the third podcaster.

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