Zach Lindemann

Hydrate.

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

The reason that time exists is so that everything doesn’t happen at the same time.

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

At least the NBA knows how to do a halftime show

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

Hey @Chiefs let @tkelce run QB tomorrow.

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@M_Mason5

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@stockplaymaker1 Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@_mattwelter You developed anxiety, next question.

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

Hey @ABC, stop muting the NFL game. We know they’re cussing, it’s part of it.

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

Glad @Apple introduced the new auto translate feature for airpods just in time for the Super Bowl this year

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@jerrycurld I can ride my MP5 with no handle bars, no handle bars

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

Why are we watching the @Vikings in another prime time game? An absolute joke.

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@CNviolations Eat a bag of Cheetos and touch it, nothing passes the cheeto test

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@PicturesFoIder Don’t eat for 3 days and then try it

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@InternetH0F

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

You don’t plant a tree for yourself, you plant it for next person.

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@HugeNugePicks How about this TCU vs. UNC game? 👀

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@HugeNugePicks Thank you for the gift 🙏🏽

[DJ Mercure Gabriel @Nascarpixtures]

Crazy accident at my local short track last night. *driver okay*

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@STaranto92 Sooo wreck ‘em

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

@USANetwork please run another green lap commercial, we haven’t had enough. Losers.

[Zach Lindemann @ZachLindemann]

Why can’t we choose which camera angle to watch NFL games from? For example, I want to watch the game from the sky camera behind the quarterback, not a distant side-angle camera. @NFL @nflnetwork