Zach McCartney

[JD Bunkis @JDBunkis]

IT WAS ALWAYS THE TANK

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If the Bruins come back in this series I am gonna throw on the black and gold and skate up and down this kids street

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I completely forgot until now that I drunkenly submit an application to get on Naked and Afraid on Thursday night. I don’t want to do that

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

10:30 ET start time for a playoff game

[Memesy @chicletsmemes]

Live look at Chippewa street

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

44 years of excellence 🎙️

Thank you for everything, Joe 💙

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

MICHIGAN IS INEVITABLE!!! 24/7 365 Championship School!!! #Goblue

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Opening Day!

@PardonMyTake @Philly_Mays

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

This is @BizNasty2point0’s mona lisa 🍄💨

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Aaron Judge tonight

0-4 4Ks

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The Olympic committee are some of the dumbest people out there. How do you have interpretive breakdancing as a sport and not baseball?

[Blue Jays Today @TodayJays]

Scherzer looked ELITE in his first Spring Training start 🔥

IP: 4.0
H: 0
ER: 0
BB: 1
SO: 1

His fastball was sitting around 95mph

[JD Bunkis @JDBunkis]

Will carry hate for Radko Gudas until the day I die

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

You guys up? You ready to get this Canada?
Let’s have a day folks. 👊🏼

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Breath work. Trust the process. 🇨🇦

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This Italian team has a little New Jersey in them they’re not afraid to go full boardwalk at 1:42 in the morning after the whistle

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Punching each other in the face during the game, laughing together after. Only in hockey.

[Colby Armstrong @armdog]

The Manitoba Maniac. He’s a complete lunatic when they score.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

🇺🇸 Barking his way to the WBC 🗣️

OFFICIAL: Ern Dog has been named to Team USA!