Zach Musgrave

Project lead for Dolt, the world's first SQL database you can branch and merge, push and pull, fork and clone like a git repository

@DoltHub

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

@einbuhrmi @timsehn @DoltHub Nice article :)

I left you a note with a workaround if you or somebody else wants to make this work with embedded.

https://t.co/Mm4VX5apQA

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

@Duderichy Question 5

Prime minister, what is your favorite color

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

@ctjlewis Just look at it, admire it

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

I want a cryptographic hash for christmas 🎶
Only a cryptographic hash will dooooo 🎶
No xxHash 🎶
No kludgy bashes 🎶
I only like cryptographic hashes 🎶
And cryptographic hashes like me tooooo 🎶

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

How's you guys' afternoon going

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

@RamanujYashvi @timsehn @DoltHub New use cases blog article here:

https://t.co/I6JJIOsJiG

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The district should be doing everything they can to retain and attract professional parents, but they're committed to the opposite approach because of ideological blinders

Those parents who can will leave and the situation will get worse, it's a doom loop

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We're going to be like LA, where all white parents of means send their kids to private school or move out of the city

Nice work Seattle school board, this is what you wanted right

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

Guess which schools they're closing?

The option schools, the K-8 schools, and other specialized schools like gifted ed / STEM focused

In other words, the schools with the most engaged parents

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

I like Go. I'll never write Java again if I have the option of writing Go.

But I don't love Go's logging ecosystem. I miss log4j real bad. I especially miss package-level logging configured by a properties file.

So I built it.

https://t.co/OOxstnIrJW

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

@Atlanticesque The successful renaming of swamp to wetland was the greatest linguistic coup of the last century

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Let’s please be aware of our word choice today folks!

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

Wow how did copilot know I was gonna type if err != nil { return err }

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Still reeling from experiencing the power of Java earlier

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The year is 2024 and this is still the best they could come up with

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

Here's an identical listing from March, same photos, same "no starches" description

This is a burglary or retail theft ring (probably retail theft considering boxes are included)

I wonder if Facebook cares

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

Trying to buy a used TV on Facebook Marketplace, finding a bunch of posts that are pretty obviously fake accounts fencing stolen goods

Suspiciously low price, bad grammar, curiously terrible photos, account with stock photo created earlier this year

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

@integrate_co How are you guys handling the change management / merge process at the data layer?

Have you heard of Dolt? We have a bunch of customers who built pull-request workflows similar to what you have here on top of it

https://t.co/r6gYtOmuNp

[Zach Musgrave @ZachMusgrave]

We've been doing this for over 5 years!

[DoltHub @DoltHub]

Many people don't realize the scope and length of Dolt's journey to a production quality Online Transaction Processing (OLTP) database. Here is a timeline of major milestones in Dolt's history.

https://t.co/uKdhpxGtbT