Zach Richardville

Author. Philanthropist. Entrepreneur. Liar, regarding Twitter bios.

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

@Brett_McMurphy What a disgraceful lack of objectivity. Guess I’ll offer my own:
Arkansas 42-13 at halftime.
Boise State conference champion.
USC top 25 team.
Navy top 25 team.
Pitt top 25 team.
Syracuse SEVENTY POINT WIN.
“Shocked” because metrics changed after six weeks you halfwit turtle.

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

@Brady_Quinn @NFL @NFLPA The new bachelor looks like you

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

#pacersgamenight with a #pacersgamenight

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

Go Green Go White! #B1GTourney

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

#soxmath

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

“I think we’ll start with a round of Nagasakis.

One part eggnog, three parts sake. Some places won’t make it for you though, because eggnog is seasonal.”

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Using only a quote, tell us your favorite episode of #TheOffice.

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

Jumping on the bandwagon of my #lastnormalphoto

Indiana vs Nebraska in the B1G Tournament. 24 hours later, we had lost all sports worldwide.

[The Checkdown @thecheckdown]

The league leaders through Week 4 of our Madden sim 👀 @EAMaddenNFL

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

@tRauwerdink We fell often. My compadre’s legs developed “bubble gum knees” because they were constantly pink with healing scabs

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

@tRauwerdink Summer 2005 a tandem bicycle was almost exclusively our transportation to various nearby fast food places. Rode it on the road, got honked at constantly, but hey that’s teenage life for ya

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

Read an article about two gay men who have been quarantined with a ghost. Do you think ghosts get woke?

Like does the homophobic mustachioed WW1 veteran that died in 1938 see the new residents and be like “huh, love is love.”

#quarantine

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

My morning so far at my Day Care 🙏🏿

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

Michael Jordan literally ended someone’s career for saying “good game Mike” and for this, among many other reasons, I will no longer even listen to words coming from the mouths of people arguing he isn’t the man. #TheLastDance

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[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

@SportsCenter If it’s against the Bears, Rodgers. If it’s against anyone else, Mahomes.

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

Basically, kayaks are sold out. Worldwide.

Can everyone please continue watching TV and leave the Great Outdoors to those of us who were already using them before we were forced to

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

@stevenmcilwain

[Zach Richardville @ZachRich32]

@BarstoolBigCat