Zach Seemayer

Author. Artist. Father. Husband. Raconteur. Writer for Not necessarily in that order.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

Pretty sure "A Man Named #Burnbag" will be the hot Halloween costume for 2025.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

No hyperbole, #Taskmaster is the greatest TV show of all time. Every season, every episode, perfection. UK, New Zealand, Australia, all great. @AlexHorne is a genius, and I owe him thanks for literally thousands of hours of being entertained. Cannot wait for Series 18.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

Plankton's cover of Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Girl" is such a gritty, pained reimagining. It's truly the Johnny Cash's "Hurt" of our times.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

@em_bee_kay Writing that interview up was the highlight of my whole night.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

I can't wait for the all #Skinamarink Explained YouTube videos where they just go "It's about how childhood is terrifying. Also adulthood. And being alone and nighttime and your own home. Also, try not to sleep or have memories."

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

This is a very niche complaint, but if you have a rare piece of media and you intentionally destroy it for profit, you're kind of a total asshole. https://t.co/p3uevOCBhE

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

@WillJGabriel OH MY GOD! I'm so freakin' happy for you!

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

Merriam-Webster used my wording from one of my @etnow articles for their example of how to properly use the word "proselytize" in context, and I'm almost too excited about this.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Good morning! Today's #WordOfTheDay is 'proselytize' https://t.co/mUQBlnywcC

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

@ToneJ0ke "Characters." How amazing/on-brand is it that they think Malcolm X was a fictional character, akin to a mermaid or a hobbit.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

@smartbutlazyaf You are 100% correct lol. Thank you! I see where the mixup happened in my mind.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

This is why headline editing and paying attention to word choice is SO important. This singer is a survivor of the Oxford High School mass shooting in November. That has to be one of the poorer accidental wordings I've seen in a headline in recent memory.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

HAHAHAHAHAH Daniel voting to evict Ameerah on #BigBrother as a "sympathy vote" is maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen on live TV.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

#BigBrother is sort of like Chess, if most of the the pieces were totally delusional angry lunatics who didn't understand anything about anything and the other pieces were just trying to play a fucking game.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

@ToneJ0ke @rageriders @jbouie Me and MY CHILDREN did.
Okay. For reals. My kids hate that movie...
You know me so well. I miss you.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

@ToneJ0ke @rageriders @jbouie So as I have 2 children and thus had to watch Minions 60K times, canonically, BECAUSE OF THIS ISSUE, they got them all stuck in an icecave after causing Napeleon's defeat at Waterloo. Because they would have been helping the Axis. Although maybe the war would have ended sooner?

[Tony @ToneJ0ke]

Leave it George Carlin to always have the correct take

[Matt Sibley / Every WAVELENGTH Second @Matt_Sibley]

Goodman should have a lifetime achievement award for this alone

[sara gray @SaraOttTweets]

new tat just dropped

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

@SheilahHarter @kenjeong Who is Kim? Did I spell Ken wrong in my story? That kind of typo does happen sometimes.

[Zach Seemayer @ZachSeemayer]

I've been covering #TheMaskedSinger since the first season, and I've always loved @kenjeong -- never more than tonight. And seeing a sad Ken Jeong is one of the most heartbreaking things you'll see on a reality TV competition series. https://t.co/vQnmbFLWeH