If I could have any super power it'd be the ability to duplicate myself, just so I can combat my ADHD. I need to clean the bathroom? Instead of getting sidetracked 20 different ways on the way, just duplicate myself and have them do every task I come up with on the way there.
Mulan (1998), but instead of Mulan it's Mr. Ping from Kung Fu Panda. I woke up from this dream in a cold sweat muttering, "oh no, they found out he was a duck".
Mother: can you grab the laundry basket for me?
Me: what do I look like to you?
Mother: you look like a son that's willing to help
Me: I'm not, I'm neither of those things, I'm a daughter thats willing to hurt
Walmart customer service really be dead inside, I just phrased, "I'd like to do a return" as, "hey is it okay if I sell this back to you guys" and she said nothing. My heart goes out to her firstborn child.
Contact lenses - day one review: being able to see and wear a mask without fogging up your glasses is pretty cool, less so a fan of the 6 times I woke up in a panic from dreams where I could see clearly without glasses because I was worried I'd left them in (I didn't).