Zach

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Offering a 10% discount is a lot like offering a 20% discount, and it’s exactly like not offering any discount whatsoever

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Well, I’ve had enough for today. I gave the day my best shot, but I’m going back to bed. I can’t do it anymore

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Probably the only time I wouldn’t give a shit if the officers planted some evidence at the scene

[TMZ @TMZ]

BREAKING: Jake Paul's Home Being Searched by FBI, Warrant Issued
https://t.co/O374YESUYg

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Bieber’s song Yummy is still the worst thing that’s happened so far this year

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Hey guys!!! I’m donating $1 for every retweet!! I’m definitely doing this because I’m a good person, and NOT because I’m trying to exploit this situation for social media clout!

[Zach @ZachSvo]

@hibolagerfeld But they’re just so #quirky and #relatable

[Zach @ZachSvo]

@nxtvxkxng That girl fucking sucks so bad

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Fucking Chads

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse

https://t.co/3BVzxHQPEJ #Florida #COVID19

[Zach @ZachSvo]

@mariebabyyyyy_ The first part is true. But I know a shit load of girls who only have a lot of twitter followers because they’re good looking

[Zach @ZachSvo]

People on house arrest right now are probably just laughing at the judge

[Zach @ZachSvo]

When I put gas in, I like to leave my windows down & my stereo cranked to max volume the entire time so that everyone in the parking lot will immediately know I’m at least 6 months behind on child support payments

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Stop shaming men for gaslighting their significant-others. Some of us don’t have enough time or money to go to a therapist

[Zach @ZachSvo]

A few weeks ago I decided to mute all of these words/phrases and I can’t even explain to you how substantially it has improved my life

[Zach @ZachSvo]

I did it. I found my new least favorite account on this entire app

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Please just block me if you think that McDonald’s Sprite jokes are even remotely funny

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Imagine being in need of a cell phone and then deciding to stroll into a Boost Mobile store to check out some options

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Damn

[Zach @ZachSvo]

Getting really fed up with this weird new trend of people being held accountable for the things that they do and say

[Zach @ZachSvo]

@GaL_aXy_ He doesn’t even follow me

[Zach @ZachSvo]

“I’m a huge fan”