Zach King

Sports and my dumb lil jokes.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

Wrobleski such a bitch hahaha.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

@YahooFantasy 2.5

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

Absolute snooze fest of a half time show.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

NFL overtime rules are a damn joke. Coin toss to win it essentially. Bush league.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

@JFreshHockey Not necessarily underrated but I have two that always come to mind:

Childhood:
Heavy - Collective Soul

Adulthood/stunned this song I love made it on:

Giants - Bear Hands

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

@MinorMidgetGTHL @snowmanonfire That thought process is incredibly flawed.

Most recent cup winning coaches, their NHL playoff goals:

Paul Maurice: 0
Bruce Cassidy: 0
Jared Bednar: 0
Jon Cooper: 0
Barry Trotz: 0
Mike Sullivan: 4
Joel Q: 0

Absolutely no correlation, if anything, by your logic, Berube the best.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

Really disappointed with @Fanatics and @NFLCanada support. Had a gift card I was waiting to use until NFL draft happened, to get new jersey. Their emailed gift card links expire, their online and phone support is brutal. And a few hours wasted with no help.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

Matthews with eight goals in his last 9.5 periods. Just gross.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

@juliensirois @BigHeadHcky Ovi wasn't in the league because there was a lockout 😭

He had one of the most dominant rookie years of of the last few decades.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

@intoitoverit Some SSC on here is unreal. Snowing gets their flowers but I love SSC. And Kiss Kitty on here is crazy to see. The whole list is crazy good. Well done. And thank you for putting it together.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

This is devastating. Now we are gonna do something dumb like sign Belli to a crazy deal.

[J.P. Hoornstra @jphoornstra]

Shohei Ohtani's choice is in.

This is not a drill.

🔗: https://t.co/7xWU2Rv6fp

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

Me in a couple hours to everyone that said the Jays aren't getting Ohtani #BushParty

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

Just a beauty showing at the @HotMulligan show. This kid for Prime Minister.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

So incredibly lucky to have seen @SpanishLuvSongs tonight. Worth the flight out from Alberta alone. Bucket list band. Absolutely killed it and hopefully they felt the love from the Canadian crowd.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

On the other side, VAN is 28th in xG and leading the entire league by a large margin in xG different. Saving and scoring way more than they should. If I was a betting man, I'd take the +2000/+2500 or so odds on Edmonton winning the division, and profit.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

Oilers are leading the league in xG%, and have a PDO of 96.0, it's just a streak of bad luck. The team is good and will bounce back in a big way. They shouldn't have made any changes, but SH% & SV% will regress to the mean naturally and they will think it's coaching change.

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

@WJLouw9 I legit picked them forever ago because they were decent in pretty much every sport. And I'm not gonna be one of those guys cheering for a different football, basketball, hockey and baseball program. Like those idiots that are like:

Alabama 🏈
Duke 🏀
Vanderbilt ⚾
BU 🏒

[Zach King @ZachTKing]

1. Leafs
2. Jays

3. Pats
4. Mercedes
5. Raps

6. Liverpool
7. Wisconsin

[Jacob Bland ⚡️ @BoltsByBland]

Let’s do an experiment: How would you rank your allegiances to sports teams?

I’ll start:

1. Chargers (NFL)
2. Lightning (NHL)
3. McLaren (F1)
4. Swansea City (EFL Championship)
5. Borussia Dortmund (Bundesliga)
6. Lakers (NBA)
7. Arsenal (Premier League)
8. Dodgers (MLB)