Zach Zinsli

Like tennis, do Higher Ed science. Currently awaiting a Michelle Obama hug. Also, I have a dog. You'll see my dog. Dog.

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@MungoGusNigelJJ And they still won’t read it.

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@tjc05 P*leton Twitter gonna find you, watch out.

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@Ataraxis00 I had to do long division once in a meeting (didn’t have my phone). It... was a journey.

[Helen Czerski @helenczerski]

A friend has just shown me this book "Calculus made easy", published in 1914, and I think it's got one of the best prologues I've ever seen. This is *exactly* what textbooks should be doing. And they should all be honest about how terrifying the topic names are too.

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@Ataraxis00 I’ve come to like Nadal over the years.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

me telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow

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@Ataraxis00 I figured that you and her could both bond over questionable pro sports team allegiances. 😶

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@TheFanChild Gen Z gonna see that and wonder if she’s joking or serious.

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@Ataraxis00 Siri what’s something that feels like a hate crime but isn’t.

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@caitiedelaney @MaraWilson Get it also in a hoodie.

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@unyquez @RohitMiles @signalborder Lol the point of the joke is to double-take at something obvious. That’s the literal point. No one’s trying to deceive anyone.

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@NRA @POTUS No wonder you’re bankrupt

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@ICEgov You guys really suck

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@Ataraxis00 Sometimes when I want to make myself sad, I go watch YouTube videos of reactions around the world from 2008 when they made the “call” on election night and think about how happy we once were.

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@cjp_still In person copy machine vs remote IT work orders

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@EliseStefanik @Harvard @harvardiop @Kennedy_School Wow, you’re quite a brat.

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@StephintheUS TFW you’re too busy couping to make travel plans

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@Ataraxis00 So much ew