Zach Spanton

I'm a busy mind with a heart to create.

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@byjgeorgee It's that time again!

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@realDonaldTrump Thanks for smearing your greasy asshole across the face of democracy on your way down, you fucking childish tyrannical cunt.

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@realDonaldTrump You are an embarrassment.

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@realDonaldTrump Loser

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

If we still have a country when this is all over, we really need to make media literacy a priority in education. And throw in a bare minimum requirement of critical thinking while you're at it.

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@byjgeorgee Never change

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@cayleealves @bmalves81 I voted yes, but it has to be a tattoo that says "Womb mates" with a picture of baby versions of you both chillin in the womb

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@IsaacusTheBrave

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

#NewProfilePic

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

Imagine if u honestly uncovered a Watergate-level scandal abt yr own presidency, but then 30 min later got bored & started tweeting about TV

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@cjmenning @dizzzney_6 every Cutthroat Kitchen intro ever

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Trump tweeted that Pence was "harassed" by the "very rude" cast of Hamilton when they read this statement. Ask yourself if that's true.

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

When suddenly all of your responsibilities and deadlines are coming due. #theendisnigh

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@JakeGeorg3 it's the thought that goes into it

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

@Lydia__Grace true that

[Rob Wolf @thatrobguy]

WIFE: You Ok?
ME: Yeah, just wish I had more hours in the day
DAUGHTER: We all get the same 24 hours that Beyonce gets, dad

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

Didn't realize I had my "minimum 2 incorrect password entries" setting turned on on my computer. #dailystruggle

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

Temperature control in my car:
Armpits - sweaty
Forearms - chilly
Feet - encased in ice

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

I think I designed this in a past life. #oldpackaging #mystyle

[Zach Spanton @Zach_214]

Do you ever feel like eating a salad is just a fight to get to the croutons?