Zachattack

just an imperfect man trying to live a perfect life while looking for someone to share it with

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

When you start drinking with your family on Thanksgiving and get fucked up before 5

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

MOON. SHOT.

Yordan Alvarez is BACK.

(via @astros)

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

@MLBONFOX @astros @jordaNNDanger made it on the big screen again

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

The Ravens local media have selected @Lj_era8 as the Ravens team MVP for the 2020 season.

[Voltamatron @jordaNNDanger]

Dear anyone that can see this pls go on my last tweet and RT so I can get a copy of @deshaunwatson new book!!!

[Voltamatron @jordaNNDanger]

Twitter I need you guys! Help me get my guy @deshaunwatson to notice me today!!! #4TheH

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

@paloma_chiu Both

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Roll something and get the day started. Smoke a few to the face before you start sharin wit mfs.

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

@greyneptune I left my phone at a bar called bar didnt have it tracked and called phone answers then turns off phone after he found out I was tracking it. Never got it back. #peoplesucksometimes

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

Don't yoy hate whin you win on taple (and go for a drink at the bar) and then you get your table stollen from you 🎱 #ThatsMyTable

[MCU Fanatics @MCU_Fanatics]

CONTEST: We're giving away Marvel's $550 Infinity Saga Blu-Ray Box Set! Follow us and Re-Tweet this for your chance to win. Winner notified via DM on 11/20.

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

https://t.co/j0AeFbckUh

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

@SydneyLaurelC 😅😅😂😂😭😭😭

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Today marks the only day in 2019 in which we have NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL games all on the same day. 26 games in total. It doesn’t get any better than this.

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

@scout_gillick 😢

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

Don't you hate when you are the good guy trying to stop that bar fight but you really want to see the boy that F up get lite up. But you know it leads to more problems

[Zachattack @Zach_2Real_haag]

@FailSign 😂😂😂