Zach Nelson

USAF Hebrews 13:5

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Let's make this a worldwide thing.

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

Got to work and saw my manager left me a sticky note: "Please prioritize VIP tickets today."

We don't actually have VIP tickets. We have regular tickets and tickets from people who think they're VIPs.

But I've created my own system.

Actual priority:
- Tickets that affect multiple people (network issues, shared drive problems)
- Tickets from people who are nice to me
- Tickets that are easy and make me look productive
- Everything else

The CEO's assistant submitted a ticket this morning asking for help with Excel formulas.

Marked it "HIGH PRIORITY."

I'll get to that one around 3 PM.

Meanwhile, the guy from Facilities who always brings me cookies when he's on my floor? His ticket about the conference room TV went straight to the top.

Fixed it in 10 minutes. He'll probably bring cookies tomorrow.

The CEO's assistant will get her Excel help eventually, but she's never once said thank you, so she can wait.

My manager thinks I'm prioritizing based on business impact.

I'm actually prioritizing based on who treats me like a human.

[Stu Cameron @stucam7771]

America summed up in one photo.

Paid maternity leave, in weeks.

Austria 52
Germany 43
Japan 36
Canada 27

USA - ZERO

But sure, let’s promote ourselves as a family friendly country of opportunity.

Do better…

[mj #SPURSFC @mj_bustillos]

Carter Bryant praying before the game??? He got a fan for life

[Lee Taft @leetaft]

HOT BUTTON topic that drives me insane:
Why parents would schedule a long vacation during a school sports season and put their child in an uncomfortable position because they are not available to be with team and coaches is so frustrating to me. Don’t vacation during seasons!

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

Being successful at a program is about so much more than the 40 minutes on game night

You are the CEO of the company

[Zach Nelson @Zach_Nelson14]

Chillin. https://t.co/Vypeat48tY https://t.co/ZCOeJrrx7R

[Sports Central @CarmeloJreal]

Interesting, so why don’t you apply to LeBron vs Jordan debate? 🤡

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘PEAKY BLINDERS’ movie has been officially greenlit by Netflix.

• Cillian Murphy will star in & exec produce

• Tom Harper will direct with Steven Knight writing the script

• Filming begins later this year

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Pelicans are "planning to defer" the Lakers' first-round pick until 2025, allowing LA to pick 17th overall in the upcoming draft, per @wojespn, @DraftExpress

The first-round pick was part of the Anthony Davis trade from 2019

[Bron’s Best @LBJsBest]

NBA players with the most 25/5/5 seasons:

Jordan: 8
Kobe : 8
Oscar: 9

LeBron: 19 straight! 👑

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Edinburgh looks like something out of a movie.

https://t.co/9V2gAPSolR

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Lonzo Ball calls out Stephen A. Smith for reporting that he has issues sitting

[Zach Nelson @Zach_Nelson14]

@RUSH @EvilGeniuses Can’t wait to see what the future holds for you! Hopeful it’s still as a player!

[Will @RUSH]

Officially a free agent. I appreciate all the support @EvilGeniuses has given to me over the past year or so. I'm still open to opportunities for CS/CS2 as a player AND as a coach, as per my previous post!

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Microsoft owns the trademark for X. This is just too good.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

:/

[Lakers Lead @LakersLead]

THIS COMMERCIAL IS EVEN FUNNIER IN 2023 💀

[ESPN @espn]

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆

Vegas defended The Fortress for its first Stanley Cup in franchise history‼️

[Zach Nelson @Zach_Nelson14]

@Croupz @incognito_46