Zach

Michigan 🇺🇸

[papke @keelpapke]

Helloooo everyone!!! I’m a 20 year old photographer looking to sell massive prints of my landscape work! A simple retweet could get my photos/prints out there!❤️

[Patriot J @PatriotJ]

If you disagree with Ellen, you're a part of the problem. https://t.co/0BZDzYINN2

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest dads:

gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”

tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”

flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”

asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”

answers the phone: “YELLO”

[Zach @Zach_Smith24]

@Wipz

[Ralph @Ralphium]

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system

[Chase @chaselyons]

A bunch of teenage kids won millions playing Fortnite but when I skip school to play Black Ops 1 in 2010 I get made fun of for a week straight, whatever man

[erin @_erin_porter]

pls watch this video of my nephew 😭😭

[public enemy #2 ©️ @UtahKowboi]

The next time one of y’all say “fuck the police” I want you to listen to these officers voices.....

[hater @haterirl]

just found out that girls cry themselves to sleep sometimes

[lexi @alexis_nikole3]

OMG YOU GUYS i was complaining to @JohnnyMantei about how the purse I was going to buy yesterday was no longer on sale AND THIS MAN WROTE THE CUSTOMER SERVICE REP AND GOT THEM TO GIVE ME THE SALE! LIKE WHAT?! blessed.

[Nick 🍺 @nikolas_nelson4]

Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart 🍻