Helloooo everyone!!! I’m a 20 year old photographer looking to sell massive prints of my landscape work! A simple retweet could get my photos/prints out there!❤️
Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”
answers the phone: “YELLO”
A bunch of teenage kids won millions playing Fortnite but when I skip school to play Black Ops 1 in 2010 I get made fun of for a week straight, whatever man
OMG YOU GUYS i was complaining to @JohnnyMantei about how the purse I was going to buy yesterday was no longer on sale AND THIS MAN WROTE THE CUSTOMER SERVICE REP AND GOT THEM TO GIVE ME THE SALE! LIKE WHAT?! blessed.