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[🦒 @Zach_TheGiraffe]

There should be an audiobook that's just 8 hours of long sighs and page turning, then at the end the speaker says "Oh you mean out loud?"

[Kalan Hooks @KalanHookstv]

Texas Southern’s Ocean of Soul rendition of Kirko Bangz’ “Drank In My Cup” might be the best thing you hear all day:

[🦒 @Zach_TheGiraffe]

Hayley Williams in 10 days

[Cristian Vancouver @vancouvercris]

Cher en su casa ahora mismo

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Lamine Yamal becomes the first player under the age of 20 to win both the UEFA European Championship and the FIFA World Cup.

📸 @fifaworldcup

[🦒 @Zach_TheGiraffe]

A gluten free beer called If I Only Had a Grain

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

people need to understand that using tax money to fund programmes that support the community is LITERALLY THE ENTIRE POINT OF HAVING A GOVERNMENT

[🦒 @Zach_TheGiraffe]

Got my Kesha tickets✨️

[🦒 @Zach_TheGiraffe]

A girl will find any reason to tell you she took French in high school

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Lyric ✨ @LyricWrestling]

I will literally never complain about my tax dollars going to NASA.

[🦒 @Zach_TheGiraffe]

This is the first year that Leonardo DiCaprio will break up with girls from this millennia

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

& for the lady, perhaps a day off?

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

BANGGG LAILA EDWARDS FIRST BLACK AMERICAN GOLD MEDALIST IN HOCKEY HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Ay Caleb don’t mind me bruh I’m just a cheesehead 4life & u just a killa & ya kilt us bad each time & 4 dat u get da praise gesture from me! 🙌🏾 I luh da game & it’d b impossible 2make dat statement without acknowledging & admiring yo game king! U a beast but ya still a bear. 🧀

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️.
#DABEARS

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

We just loss a playoff game to a nigga w purple nails we fkn suk bear azz! Bare ass!!!
We don’t deserve to be in the playoffs. Straight like that.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

christmas is finally over now i can focus on what matters.. my birthday 🎀