Whack Zipple

Thriving in wholeness
Why am I bothering with updating this?I won't use it anyways.
I'll grow up some day
*I did in fact use it. Irresponsibly like OG Tumblr*

[Orenji @MunchingOrange]

Chappell Roan STUNS in the new Zelda trailer

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@ChefReactions You'd call yourself, a slutlet?

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@Casey_Haunter https://t.co/eVOhfXizid

Thank me later

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@ChefReactions I blame the order receiver. But NO one thought it was weird that an Italian buffet needed 3 heads of iceberg 🙄

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@ChefReactions Sent out 3 heads of iceberg to someone today, not 3 cases 🤦

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@mattgftw Holy piss. I'm sorry to see the lot go. Did you save a few decks?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

🤣

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Kimberly @klr_reno]

The Tongass is the worlds largest intact temperate rain forest IN THE WORLD, and a globally significant ecosystem as it serves as a major carbon sink, storing more biomass per acre than many tropical jungles.

You don't hate this regime enough.

#PublicLands

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@sikkinouza Now you gotta pull a fast one on them. Either marry every one of them or only date married people. It's how they reversed the curse in the movie right? Seems canonically correct

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@deeerhell Imagine a mother fucker gets cross bowed in the near future. What are the odds you become the top suspect?

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

Everytime I pirate a movie and it says "the Weinstein company" I can't help but crack a smile

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@ChefReactions Come east to Rochester! Been following you from the start of chef reactions and would love to bring you to all the places!

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

🤣

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

@mattgftw Hasbro greed and power creep will ultimately kill it

[party mom @fifimcfae]

chris long made some points

[Whack Zipple @Zach_Whipple]

I have a hair stuck in my sock, between two separate sets of toes. Every step it moves across the webbing. Add this to the list of tortures that are considered war crimes

[milk @milkinhisbag]

shits so bad rn we got the annoying orange condemning ice bro