Zacharius Wallstreet

Fuck bitches, get money...Canadian Tire money 💨

[david @_elvishpresley_]

THE JOKER: schizophrenia

TWO-FACE: bipolar disorder

THE RIDDLER: narcissism

CATWOMAN: kleptomania

THE PENGUIN: danny devito

[beamer @fuckbeamer]

Can sleep be an addiction?

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I’m buying a barbecue with all my Canadian Tire money this summer, you mark my words.

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Babies are just potatoes that shit

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I’m actually darker than Twuan naturally #whiterthanwhite

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Same same, but different... but still same #UglyBirds

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On the would smash scale, I would put Donald trump at zero, and Jeter’s mom at 10 #StickyVicky

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@PostMalone

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*Listening to Same Bitches by Post Malone* what you complaining about seeing the same bitches, move to Brandon then you’ll see the same bitches

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Is that pizza? Oh wait never mind, that’s just the blanket

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How drunk are you right now?
Oh buddy I’m fricken twasted

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Let’s get intoxikized

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@Mikes_Hard69 @brynweber_ Your dads your mom

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Oh look a deer. MEEEEOOOOOWWW

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I feel like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson on cocaine

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*me at 2pm* the bar closes in 12 hours, we should get there

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Take me out the oven, I’m cooked

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Why aren’t iPhone chargers called Apple Juice?

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If humans like petting animals for some strange, unknown reason, does that mean animals like petting humans but can’t because they don’t have hands? (That’s why they use their face)

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What the fuck is up? I’m Zacharius Wallstreet, and I’m here to tell you some fucked up, magical shit. Enjoy 🤙🏼