Zachary Alcantara

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[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

Ozempic value is skyrocketing right now

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

@SpotifyUSA When are you going to add the feature where I can send my friends links to songs starting at a specific time point? I need to send a lot of people Stay by Mac Miller starting at the 5:01 mark

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

The worst part about San Diego is that people don’t seem to understand the concept of merging

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

There’s nothing worse than your Uber driver asking you for directions

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

If I get shot a live do I go from a 6 to a 7?

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

The words “going on a date with an AK” gives my sole visceral reaction

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

Is anyone else flirting with the AI just in case they become our overlords or is that just me

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

Not even Drake’s job is safe from AI

[Roberto Nickson @rpnickson]

Listen to this AI generated song featuring Drake & The Weeknd.

It goes so damn hard.

It's by "Ghostwriter977" on TikTok and it's blowing up on socials + streaming platforms.

UMG, which controls around 1/3 of the global music market, has already asked streaming platforms to ban AI.

A modern Napster moment.

Will be fascinating to watch this all unfold in real-time.

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

Rumor is that Frank Ocean is dropping an album which will be unfortunate to see so many therapists out of work

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

@hannah_bananya Damnnn seeing a Prius like that got me realizing I don’t need girls anymore

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

I’m thinking that in the twilight of my Prius’s life I’m gonna get it lifted

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

@IlovedrakeG https://t.co/RhRMYHKgud

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

These AI voice clips of the presents fucking around is tricking my brain into thinking I like them.

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

Depending on how intensive my parents surgeries are, I tell them to not embarrass me. So far the success rate has been 100%.

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

I can’t believe Rihanna is pregnant again… we’re never getting a new album

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

There’s nothing quite like meeting strangers who are going to the same concert as you and at the end of you conversation they give you mushrooms… thank you Chilis

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

Lil Yachty and Daniel Ceaser having an elite song together was not something I ever expected

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

The only trickle down economics I know of is Millionaire—> Realtor —> Bartender

[Zachary Alcantara @ZacharyAlcanta2]

My door in San Diego has four locks, as someone who graduated with honors in their class, I can confidently say, I have no idea how to lock all four at the same time