Billy Zachary

[willa @poIarseltzer]

the next season of the white lotus should be set at the great wolf lodge

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

If you’ve been feeling down at all recently just remember we’ve still got 125 cold and dark days ahead of us and it will most likely get a lot worse for you

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

More on QB Sam Ehlinger being announced as the starter for the remainder of the season:

[Billy Zachary @ZacharyBilly]

Liquid death makes me so angry

[mad mitch @maddiemitch_]

it is SO hard having the cutest dog at the dog park

[Billy Zachary @ZacharyBilly]

@MarioFormica7 Or you just go straight to the sauna

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

when my friend courtney asks what kind of nachos i want

[Billy Zachary @ZacharyBilly]

@SchneiderJoee And he ended the conversation with “but I’m sure your map will tell you”

[Billy Zachary @ZacharyBilly]

My dad loves to sit me down and tell me what he thinks is the best route to get somewhere when him and I both know I’m just going to plug it into my phone

[🦋Lænį Røšę  @parilani]

[having to cough out in public]

EXCUSE ME. everyone. i need to inform you all that i do NOT have the covid i simply have CHOKED on my OWN spit bc i am TRULY INCOMPETENT as a HUMAN.

[Danielle Baskin @djbaskin]

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

https://t.co/tgsQfH1ZIZ

[josh denson @notjoshdenson]

cory better be in the house rn

[Maruf @m3aruf]

*me in 10 years*

cashier: sir your bill is $20.20

me:

[Paintress April 🎨 American Artist/A Broken Record @PaintressApril]

I can’t breathe

[taylor @famouslytaylor]

every time i see COVID-19 written out i read it to the tune of “come on eileen.” if i have to bear this burden so do all of you