Zachary

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[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

Plucking the chewed gum off of the wall of the mcdonalds drive thru as a pregame for my meal 🙌

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

We Live In Time? More like we live in pain because jesus christ that movie nearly killed me

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

Brand social medias went from goofy young adult posting like it's their private account to now it's just suits using buzzwords and slang to seem cool

[Billy No Mates @gothborica]

is this anything

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Me and the boys stood around this thrusting in turn like those videos of railway workers driving a stake with sledgehammers

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

I am forever grateful for the Asian restaurants that are open on Christmas. Both incredibly reliable and also a classic.

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

@bongfarty

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

Exhibit A: Superstition by Stevie Wonder
Exhibit B: Crazy by Gnarles Barkley
Exhibit C: Literally anything from Kendrick

[tentyp @tentyp14]

me after i pick the bacon

[Dan 🇬🇧 🇺🇲 @DirtyR3dcoat]

@s8n

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

@AudPodge_ Light pulses werent something i noticed. But depersonalzation/derealization yes. Every person ive talked to never understood it or had it.

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

i no longer thrust during sex i have trained my my penis to rapidly harden and soften in and out of the mans anus

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

If i get my hands on this fish it'll have even more human DNA in it 🥵

[Esoteric Technologist @DoormanForCats]

Why do some fish have disturbingly human teeth? You're not going to like the answer: they have human DNA

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

@ShitpostGate

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

@bongfarty Not if you have socks on

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

I have the weirdest conversations with my siblings

[Zachary @ZacharyCollins_]

@TehBrickz @destiny_thememe Thats what my buddy said. I love it