@tigerfl0w I can’t answer a phone call at the black jack table without being scolded. Hope they’re more understanding when Persi and I arrive with his super computer and a plan to play 100,000+ hands -> until we realize that 1% advantage.
@realDonaldTrump@dbongino “Secure” Mail-in Ballot Envelopes reveal whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican with a “D” or “R” on the outside for every person to see in the chain of custody before it’s counted or thrown away. Sketchy! Vote in person!
@realDonaldTrump Mr. President, Mail-In Ballots don’t look very “secure.” The envelopes list whether you’re a Democrat or Republican with a “D” or an “R”. Sketchy!! Vote in person!
@LindseyGrahamSC@RodRosenstein On the validity of the renewal of the FISA warrant application against Carter Page:
Graham: “So if you knew then what you know now would you have signed the warrant application?
Rosenstein: “No, I would not.”
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IMO it’s pretty unbelievable that the MMA is even considering allowing a transgender woman to fight women professionally. ...But, on the other hand, I suppose it was... https://t.co/lvLoYCdJea
We should all talk to our family members and children, as they’re about to go back to school, about being accepting, inclusive, and kind to the kids that are a little different and may have trouble “fitting in”. https://t.co/CIpK5P7gJU
The stork came a couple of days early and dropped this little guy on my doorstep. Best Bday present ever! Loki Tenderpaws Flanders. Love him to pieces already!
Pertaining to "Fast Food": Do real people actually go to Burger King to eat the swill they serve AND ENJOY IT? Would love to hear someone come forward to say they'd rather eat there than McDonald's, Wendy's, or... https://t.co/S7ysVhx2QS
@JerrySeinfeld@NetflixIsAJoke CICGC is great because it’s 2 comedians trying to make each other laugh & you can see when they kill, bomb, fake laugh, die laughing, and have nothing. It feels real, which is different, & I love it!