Zachary Ostermann-Pileggi

amazingly mediocre harmonica player

[tim-e @timmybower5]

Mark my words, 2019 is going to be @SeanKingston’s year

[Zachary Ostermann-Pileggi @ZacharyPledge]

Yes

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Had Mac and cheese for lunch and dinner today... Is this what my adulthood is going to consist of?

[Coney @CONEY]

The American Midwest should be romanticized more. The coasts are overrun by drones with empty ambition, but the midwest has the DNA of pioneers that conquered Minnesota, said "ok that's enough" and devoted their lives to cheese and sugar

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At long last 🥲

[That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read @mariarumple]

@gldivittorio I’m not even filling out a tax bracket this year. Some random chick from the office always wins it anyway.

[TierZoo @TierZoo]

we really lived through the golden age of nerf melee weapons and didn't realize it

[Zachary Ostermann-Pileggi @ZacharyPledge]

@MiladyOctopus I feel like it usually comes down to price & privacy for ab&b.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’

https://t.co/eEtfiLRGrp

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@stevezaragoza Happy Birthday Steve Zaragoza! 🥳

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Grateful Pigeons In Park Finally Return Favor By Feeding Whole Loaf Of Bread To Lonely Old Man https://t.co/mjGs3yvrgu

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Money Middleton.

RT to vote @Khris22m for #NBAAllStar!!

[Zachary Ostermann-Pileggi @ZacharyPledge]

@NickG7713 To be fair, that’s not a title that a ton of people have publicly held 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Zachary Ostermann-Pileggi @ZacharyPledge]

Here’s your yearly reminder that @Oreo should’ve called these S’mOreos.

I will die on this hill

[Zachary Ostermann-Pileggi @ZacharyPledge]

Do you think they turned off Facebook and Instagram because they were sick of all the “International bf day” posts?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Art Museum Guard Bravely Throws Body In Front Of Camera Flash https://t.co/L04RVYmh3I

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Child Listening In On Dinner Party Wishes She Were Grown Up Enough To Follow Adult Discussion Of ‘Loki’ https://t.co/EnbfZQ7LLR

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Nation’s Moms Announce There No Way In Hell You’re Sleeping Until Noon Every Day This Summer https://t.co/cXsKzla0md

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“I can’t really tell you. Disney will lock me up and throw me in Epcot with the rest of them.” -Raven Symoné https://t.co/nIlGjYyq3z

[Zachary Ostermann-Pileggi @ZacharyPledge]

Iykyk

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

Hank Hill Spotted in Yearbook