Zac Webb

Stand up comedian based in the DFW part of the simulation.

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This week Marshall and Zac have discovered some new spooky creatures. Join them on the journey of exposing these new Cryptids.

https://t.co/oMpvsYAjAm #cryptids #bigfoot #monsters #podcast #comedy #whydowedothis

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Sorry I didn’t quite catch that over all the guns going off around me. Did you say that episode 4 is out? Dank 😎

https://t.co/1E63YgsRix

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If heaven is not real, where do all the dogs go? Checkmate, Atheists!!!!

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Ay Yo, can someone Venmo me some Serotonin?

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Bongs are just Weed Saxophones.

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Eagles 2: The Sequel to Eagles

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The person in the Bathroom stall next to me is playing The Halo Theme Song. #SaveMeMasterChief

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I'm never having kids. Thanks @GetFlexSeal 🙏🙌

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I know there was Camal Cash and Marlboro Miles, why hasn't Juul dropped a Crypto yet?

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Only God can Judge Steve Harvey me.

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@Ask_Spectrum Haven't had internet since yesterday. The Modem flashes blue and white next to the online. Got an outage notification in Dallas today. Please help I gotta watch #RighteousGemstones

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Well it finally happened. My wifi left me. #Spectrum

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Think it's dope that Oklahoma legalized Pot Holes.

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Do private schools have that one kid who said they're a vampire? Or is that just like a public school thing?

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The more syllables contained in a word, the more likely I'm using it incorrectably.

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Today is a really great day if you like 2's.

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@JamalBanyon Biggie Smalls at a Restaurant.

GIMMIE THE BOOTH!!!

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*Biggie Smalls conducting Mozart's Flute Concerto No. 2, second movement*

Biggie Smalls: GIMME THE FLUTE!!!

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@JamalBanyon Biggie Smalls as Yogi Bear.

GIMME BOO-BOO!!!

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@JamalBanyon Biggie Smalls buying amphibians at Petco.

GIMME THE NEWT!!!

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@JamalBanyon Biggie Smalls conspiring with someone.

GIMME CAHOOTS!!!