Simp 2.0

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

An instagram model and an aspiring instagram model...wait for it @chicks

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

*Me mentioning the boys while telling a story at school*
Kid: oh, so you do have friends
Me: They goto another school, you wouldn’t know them 😔

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly get your cheeks clapped

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@lilmosey You look kinda gay bro. Stop bouncin like dat

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

Babies are scientists

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@Jdog2006 Ok, baby wipe

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@Jdog2006 @CandiceAiston @WeWuzBoomers

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

she was... my chick fil a

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@SherwoodFord @OilersnationHQ 1.5 points

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Had to been done ur welcome

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@MigosTrash Mannn fuck you 😞 I ain’t wanna think bout dat

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@elonmusk @mralbertsun Could I do this instead of getting an Uber then?

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@MigosTrash Me, an intellectual****

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@MigosTrash Ay wtf is a cervix. I don’t even think my P.P. is big enough to hit it anyway.

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@mirandughh 🤨

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

People not responsible for the El Paso shooting:
✔ Trump
✔ The NRA
✔ The GOP
✔ Responsible gun owners

People responsible for the El Paso shooting:
✔ The shooter

Anyone who says otherwise doesn't care a thing about the victims. They are opportunists with an agenda.

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

@elonmusk Do we get to see an Elon-cam as well?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to face reality

[Simp 2.0 @Zacharysi1]

Fuck these sweater ass mornings and then these sweaty ass afternoons.