Zach Abrams

Cause I'm from Long Island, I'll take the railroad... LIRR. New York, Long Island. Billy Joel. Nassau County. Billy Joel, one more time. "Piano Man."

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

@alixidk h8r 🍅🍅🍅

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

@asher_971 😤😤😤

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

@asher_971 Pop Crave erasure

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

@BeeBoBub the idea of you addresing a date as “sister”

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

A bowl game is a great opportunity to showcase not just the football team, but also the university as a whole to the entire country. Wonderful to see Georgia Tech making the most of the opportunity.

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

@alixidk now you don’t

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

This time of year is very stressful for sensitive young men with too many light jackets. Very hard to squeeze them all into just 3 weeks of light jacket weather.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Building elaborate props for a corrupt mayor is my dream job

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

So this is just fascism and anyone who thinks we aren’t months away from the only things on TV being weird loyalists is so naive.

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

new life goal: craft a tweet so good they carve it into grand central

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

If they put another journalist in the signal chat I genuinely hope it’s Pop Crave

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

I will closely be monitoring The Rock’s & Pop Craves feeds to see if anything has happened

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

im not going to look you up! your targeted ads worked on me but you made it annoying!

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

if you’re a business in nyc for the love of god please put your address or cross streets in your instagram bio

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

“I give the stock market three big BOOMS”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: The markets are way down…

Trump: I think it’s going very well. It was an operation like when a patient gets operated on and it’s a big thing. The markets are going to boom. The stock is going to boom. The country is going to boom.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

REPUBLICANS MUST DEFUND AND TOTALLY DISASSOCIATE THEMSELVES FROM NPR & PBS, THE RADICAL LEFT “MONSTERS” THAT SO BADLY HURT OUR COUNTRY!

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[Zach Abrams @ZachisAbrams]

@BeeBoBub Just like class rings after graduation