Zach Shaw

Current Radio Host/Former Child of The corn. me have dumb dumb brain.............. ya like games? follow my twitch TheAverageSchmo

[Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands]

I love how diverse other languages are.

For example in the UK instead of saying "According to my watch it's noon" you say " according to my Tickie Wickie is Sunny Uptime" and I think that's really neat

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@ChipotleTweets I’ve done it twice.

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Hey @ChipotleTweets how come people in New York and Connecticut were able to change my accounts email and buy $70 worth of food with my credit card? Even more annoying why won’t your support contact me back?

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@BlakeTyson13 That explains all the times someone told me they’d “oink” my mom

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Biden could literally have killed Hitler with his bare hands and some people would be like “wow, that no good POS just took away 13.6 million jobs!”

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@Tmccan_ My grandma calls me once a week to tell me her Netflix doesn’t work on her kindle fire stick and every time I just have to go turn it on

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@BAMSjohnson @BGOnTheScene Back the blue, amiright?

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@BCBacker @BCBacker to the rest of us

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@BaileyCarlin Fine. I don’t like it,but I’ll do it for you

[Thunder Levin @ThunderLevin]

@BrianPiotrzkow1 @theasylumcc @SYFY #Sharknado2 - The Second One was best. Followed by (in descending order):

#Sharknado
#Sharknado3 - Oh Hell No
#Sharknado4 - The Fourth Awakens
#Sharknado6 - The Last Sharknado
#Sharknado5 - Global Swarming

Now you know.

[Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands]

@ThunderLevin @BrianPiotrzkow1 @theasylumcc @SYFY I concur

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@_rammy11

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@JustinMcElroy Dang Juice, lookin good 👀

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@byndogehk @kayyybearxo Same, I’ve worked for tips, it truly blows

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@BenChinapen Hi So Tense In My Neck Right Now, I’m Zach

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It’s true, I found 6 Biden votes in THE REFRIGERATOR AT WORK! this has to be stopped

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!

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Just watched Hotel Transylvania for the first time and it’s weird that @JustinMcElroy was so worried about being in Trolls when he was already such a prominent animated character

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@DShaw1988 Me trying to understand what happened there haha

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@BlakeTyson13 Love to see us in an all out brawl against Kentucky in the end, sad to see us lose that one =(

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@_rammy11 @charlieINTEL @TomSeymour12 EDSAQ BABBBBYYYYY

[Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands]

My favorite segment of the #PresidentialDebate is the one where the two old white dudes argue over who thinks they represent the black community more