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Official Twitter page of Zack Junker 🍻 Megalodonian. #BroncosCountry GO NOLES 🍢🍢

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

Welcome back, Demon 🇺🇸

[Nutmeg 🇺🇸 @NutmegStOfMind]

TikTok gem alert

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The World Cup Rocks

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

How the USA been moving this World Cup

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

the average American when it's time for 4 Nations hockey and world cup

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN AUSSIE

[USMNT NATION @USMNTvsHaters]

GOOD MORNING! IT’S USMNT VS AUSTRALIA MATCH DAY!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[American Footballin' @AmFootballin]

Bout' to run through a wall! 💪🇺🇸

[Trev🗣️ @Boisabronco]

Just gonna leave this here

[Daemar 🇺🇸 @daemarrrr]

Friday can’t come soon enough 🇺🇸

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Update?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[NFL @NFL]

Broncos agree to terms with coach Sean Payton on new five-year contract.

[Stars n Stripes FC 🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

WAKE UP IT’S WORLD CUP DAY

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

The Beautiful Game. The World Cup is here after 1271 days. Let’s have some fun

[Micah @soccer_micah]

Chills.

Get behind this team. This is the most talented USMNT we’ve ever had, and they’re about to begin a home-soil World Cup journey.

Back the boys. It all starts Friday night. Let’s get it. ⚽️🇺🇸🇺🇸
#usa #usmnt #worldcup

[Junker @ZackJunker]

USA 🇺🇸 ⚽️ https://t.co/qQMOrHf01i

[IncognegroNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸 @FormerlyCBM]

Give me all the "Europeans here for World Cup enjoying America" content you can. It's the best thing I've seen on this hell site in years.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

48 teams. 12 groups. 1 goal.

The group stage of the 2026 FIFA World Cup kicks off in 3 days