Zack Klabunde

I’m not homo. Just Gay

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

You know your tired when you stop at a green light and wave on the guy sitting at the red light

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

@MrNickFortune @PatMcAfeeShow As soon as I saw the punt and the celly I thought “Pat would be proud”

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

@Anthony_Russo97 @RapSheet How about no.

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

@GaladonGaming Least liked reply huh?

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

@mamasauce_ Yes absolutely 😂

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

The person you are right now is the person you would’ve felt safe with as a kid.

[Adrian Slabbert @adrian_slabbert]

Missed tackle but then his mate gets the job done!

[✮LAUREN LABLUE✮ @lauren_lablue]

everyone else: *getting engaged or having a kid*

me: *drinking a cold beer*

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

@alexis_feathers #retweet

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

Being angry hurts less than being sad.

[Armando Palos @ArmandoPalos2]

I’m not a homo I’m just gay

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

@hayleegahart Yeah actually😂 Pretty sure bumble has a BFF section.

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

You think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created here on earth?

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

The grass isn’t greener on the other side. Trust me.

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

If you do a job you like you will never work a day in your life.

[Abbie @abbienicbranch]

I just want to make out rn

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

@hayleegahart Now I want to hear the backstory about that 6th poor bastard.

[Zack Klabunde @ZackKlabunde1]

“Women, children, and pets are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something” - Chris Rock

[LIVI 🍒 @oliviyaevee]

you tryna kick ass in cornhole and get drunk at family functions or not