Zack Martin.

❝Boy, smart people are dumb.❞ — [#Conspicuous]

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

Either way, you still suck, @YouMightEatIt. (Not to mention mom's least favorite.)

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

And break every bone in your scrawny hand, @YouMightEatIt? That'd be worth it.

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

/I/ was, @YouMightEatIt. You were loudly choking to death in a corner.

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

I have to a little, @YouMightEatIt. You /do/ look like me, after all.

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

Now you're just being silly, @YouMightEatIt...... Of /course/ you're prettier than Taylor Swift. You're /my/ twin.

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

Right, & in this case, I just happen to be both, @YouMightEatIt.

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

#WCW (@YouMightEatIt)

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

Ah, @YouMightEatIt. Picking up on my comebacks, I see. Your words can be harsh, but just remember: I'll /always/ be the hot one.

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

/Please/, @YouMightEatIt...

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

I'd totally tell mom.

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

@YouMightEatIt Curse words still aren't in your vocabulary, I see. How many times have I told you that I won't tell mom?

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

Welp, looks like it's time to tamper with my brother's relationship.

[Rubs hands together.]

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

@YouMightEatIt Actually no, because the link won't work. [Snorts.]

[Zack Martin. @ZackMartin_]

HEY, @YouMightEatIt.... That's /my/ line.