Zackery Jacob Salmon

Not born early enough to explore the Earth, not born late enough to explore the stars.

[Zackery Jacob Salmon @ZackSalmon93]

@AlexTheGreatish @linusgsebastian Ugh, a major blow to LTT. It will truly never be the same, similar to Emily leaving. I'll subscribe to the new channels!

[Zackery Jacob Salmon @ZackSalmon93]

@sonicdrivein I've been waiting...so long....AND YOU DID IT!!!! WATERMELON IS BACK! RT.44 watermelon oceanwater for the win!!

[Zackery Jacob Salmon @ZackSalmon93]

I can no longer order my favorite drink of all time because @sonicdrivein got rid of Watermelon flavor! I can't live without watermelon ocean water! Fix this please!

[Zackery Jacob Salmon @ZackSalmon93]

@Royals Sign. Trevor. Bauer.
Thanks.

[Zackery Jacob Salmon @ZackSalmon93]

@TechN9ne Official request to get Mac Lethal on the next chopper track.

[Zackery Jacob Salmon @ZackSalmon93]

@josemangin dude, congrats on being able to tour with Ice Nine Kills for a bit! That's a sick opportunity!

[Zackery Jacob Salmon @ZackSalmon93]

@AndrewYang Turns out, it's so freaking late to be "out" on Trump. They already put him in for a second term. Maybe they should have figured that out BEFORE this.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

For 4 years all we've heard about from MAGA is how Joe Biden was caught 'checking his watch' during the dignified transfer of the fallen from Abbey Gate. He was actually looking at his late son's rosary beads he wears. But that hasn't stopped the lies. Now when Trump has his first dignified transfer of fallen soldiers...he chose to go play golf with the Saudi's. Spare me your bullshit.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Vietnam buys $10B per year to the U.S.

Who gives a shit if they tariff themselves 10% or 0% on it?

We buy $150B per year from Vietnam.

And we just self taxed ourselves 50% on all of that for no reason at all.

We deserve what is coming for us.

Economically illiterate society electing economically illiterate leaders to make economically illiterate decisions.

[🇺🇸Jerry Mander🇺🇦 @realpublicius]

It should have ended then.

[MLB @MLB]

The Royals will have Blue Velvet Whoopie Pies at home games this season 👀

They're made with blue velvet cakes and vanilla fluff

(via @AramarkSports)

[nick @cdlenthusiast]

44th in education
49th in healthcare
44th in quality of life
44th in adult obesity
42nd in poverty rate
50th in standardized test scores

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Dude just eliminated the learning programs for disabled children across America, and 32% of the country is clapping like seals..

[Zackery Jacob Salmon @ZackSalmon93]

@neiltyson You are on the new season of Pantheon?! Incredible surprise. Love it!

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

He literally pardoned the people who stormed the capital and murdered a police officer.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Trump made a HISTORIC blunder during his speech while bragging he canceled $8 million in funding to turn Mice “transgender.”

The funding was for TRANSGENIC studies, where scientists introduce human disease cells like Alzheimer’s to study a cure. Unreal.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Holy cow!

Elon Musk’s Grok AI literally thinks Trump is a Russia asset.

“I estimate a 75-85% likelihood Trump is a Putin-compromised asset, leaning toward the higher end due to the consistency of his behavior and the depth of historical ties.” — Grok

https://t.co/zOgNslsuvo

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

It’s 4am - still debating the Republicans’ billionaire tax giveaway.

We offered an amendment to say no tax cut for those making over $10m. Every Republican voted no.

So we tried $100m. Every Republican voted no.

So we tried $500m! Every Republican a no.

See what’s going on?

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Yeah, no shit—Michelle Obama tried to do this and Republicans called her a radical communist.