Zack Jones

I love sports but sports don’t love me. #ASU #Suns #Dbacks #Cards #Coyotes😭

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

What a joke of a cycle lol

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s only the FIFTH inning and Bryce Harper just hit for the Cycle

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

It’s a good thing opening a box wasn’t included in that IQ test he aced.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hey c’mon guys, don’t be so hard on the octogenarian.

He may not be able to clasp a Medal of Honor around a veteran’s neck, but at least he can open a box…

…Jesus Christ, scratch that.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

I’ve seen it once before…

[Alec Nolan @AlecOnFOX7]

I have never seen this before.

The doctor basically got told to step aside

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@nut_history His ‘96 MVP season was one of eleven seasons where the most valuable player was not selected to the ASG.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@nut_history Juan Gonzalez has always been forgotten.

He won 2 MVPs (finished top-5 four times, top-9 five times) and six Silver Sluggers but only played in 3 ASGs!

For his career, he’s 49th in HRs snd 21st in slugging %.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

I’d ask about 2001 but he was too busy jerking off to the thought that he had the tallest buildings in NY to give a shit about that team.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Donald Trump in the stands watching Carlos Beltran strike out to end the Mets 2006 season

[Acyn @Acyn]

Cruz: They don’t care if he is a sexual predator, they just want power.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@Acyn A REAL alpha male

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Nine people have suffered injuries in a shooting near England’s World Cup base in Kansas City, Missouri.

Police were called to reports of an incident on Troost Avenue, a short drive from the training base and team hotel England will use during the tournament, at around 4am on Saturday morning.

Full story from @Dan_Sheldon_ and @JessMCHopkins ⬇️

🔗 https://t.co/lHJUVAnpFO

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@patriottakes @Acyn Trump hates cops

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

What a little pussy

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged

"You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her."

"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

🥺🥺🥺

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@ohiojesustwink @TMZ But in this universe, she married to Quagmire.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@Ihartitz

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

“Hello, I am Shaquille O’Neal”

[Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon]

How dudes walk with the cape on to the salon side of the barber shop to get their hair washed

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@Timodc Ted thinking about God’s big hog.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@ExposingClay Clay hate capitalism!

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@TalkinBaseball_ *IN COORS

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@frankmikesmith GeoSports · May 15th
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943 / 1,000

Sometimes you just get lucky.

[Zack Jones @ZackToTheFuture]

@NYMag Go anti-woke, go broke?