Zack

even Satan and Jesus would agree that 99% of the federal government needs to be hanged in public and stoned while hanging breathing their last breathes

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[Zack @Zack_Case_]

Spurs so trash man 😂

[OutKick @Outkick]

Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it

On sale tomorrow on Coors website

[Zack @Zack_Case_]

How can I apply to be a crew member on a rich persons yacht

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[DukeNukem96 @DukeNukem1996]

Well it helps that the 33rd is subsidizing the other 32's expenses.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Are the Amish allowed to motorboat their wife's boobies?

Or do they have to rowboat them?

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[🤘Stormy🤘@DL Fest 🔜F1 BGP, Metallica Cardiff @MetalFolf]

Isn't that like...illegal??? the local government said no? so how'd they get building permits????

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

I think they put a completely random amount of nicotine in each zyn packet.

[Zack @Zack_Case_]

Don’t get me wrong I don’t like Drake or Kendrick that much like yall dick riders BUT, Kendrick is better by far now that I’ve listened to GNX intently

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Hang it in the Louvre

[Zack @Zack_Case_]

I might be able to go 6 years…… $10M’s???? Y’all trippin

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

To be truly fluent in English,
you must know your shits

Part 2

Dogshit: Very poor quality
Bullshit: Not true
Horseshit: Nonsense
Apeshit: Rambunctious
Batshit: Insane
Chickenshit: Cowardly
Ratshit: Poor quality
No shit: Obviously
Holy shit: Unbelievable
Hot shit: Very good
Dipshit: Total dumbass
Tuff shit: Take it or leave it
Jack shit: Nothing
The shit: Perfection
Deep shit: Big trouble
Shitfaced: Drunk
Shitstorm: Chaos
Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing
Full of shit: Lying
Shit-ton: Huge amount
Shithead: Jerk
Shithole: Terrible place
Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous
No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious
Don’t give a shit: Don’t care
Shit happens: Oh well
I shit you not: Truth
Shit stirrer: Drama starter
The shits: Diarrhea
Good shit: Excellent
Crock of shit: Nonsense
Shit sandwich: Bad situation

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

Incredibly relatable 🤣

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Read more ⬇️ https://t.co/pNRYzEZWhg

[Chris Okonkwo @mrchrisok]

@vivoplt Same reason why IKEA furniture ships in a small flat pack then expands to take up much more room when you put it together to use it.

The expanded state delivers utility more efficiently to the end user.

The flattened state is more efficient when transport is the objective.

[Zack @Zack_Case_]

What would I do? Well I’d act a fuckin fool within the legal limitations to ensure my lawsuit got moved the fuck up. The internet would have my back so quick

[SonnyBoy🇺🇸 @gotrice2024]

This woman woke up to the sound of rushing water hitting her house, she runs out side to see water pouring into her garage and flooding her home.

The gas company was running gas lines and struck a water main line. She filed a claim with her insurance company only to be denied due to flood coverage. The gas company isn’t taking responsibility for it either.

She has thousands of dollars worth of water damage and now mold is growing. Taking this to court could take months of years, what would you do if this happened to you?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified?

ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday

JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday?

ME: ...

JESUS: tragic Friday?

ME: ...

JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED

[Zack @Zack_Case_]

UConn head coach a bitch 😂😂