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CofC '18

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

I’m actually addicted 😂 I’m in between sets with my trainer right now and I’m still firing off tweets.

$1,000 to someone who likes + RTs this. @kingadukes will pick.

Dukes is one of the hardest-working people I know. I told him he could take ANY car I owned. I had 3 cars worth $1–2M EACH, plus my $3M Senna…

This mf picked the $400K Lambo 😂

That tells you everything about him.

I take care of the people who take care of me.

God, I have tanks working for me. 😭

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Here’s a high-engagement version that keeps it simple and makes the no Gamdom requirement obvious:

$2,500 GIVEAWAY 💰

When I get back on Twitter later today, I’m personally sending ONE person $2,500 — ANY form of payment you want.

No Gamdom.
No code.
No deposit.
Nothing.

Just LIKE + RT this tweet.

That’s it! And if u can watch my YT video:)

I’ll pick someone later today. GOOD LUCK ❤️

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This guy explains how easy it is for creepy internet people to figure out where you are.

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

Good evening @RepRoKhanna. We hope you had a nice Saturday.

Several people have requested we comment on your post. We will quickly before we take Mrs. USOGA out for date night.

First - like you, we hope this war will end soon and things will return to normal. Until then - things will be what they will be.

But high gas prices in your district aren’t “Trump’s war”—they’re Sacramento’s doing.

California drivers pay nearly double the national average in state taxes, plus cap-and-trade, Low Carbon Fuel Standard, unique reformulated gasoline, refinery limits, and geographic isolation that blocks cheap imports.

That adds $1.00–$1.78+ over the U.S. average.

Here is our suggestion. Your proposed windfall profits tax will do nothing to bring relief to your overtaxed and underappreciated constituents.

Instead -suspend those state-level taxes first and bring California prices in line with the national average.

Put your state bureaucracy on a diet. They could stand to shed a few pounds.

Encourage California domestic oil and gas production and expand your refinery capacity instead of shutting it down.

Stand up to your Governor. You know he is wrong and you can be on the right side of things

And let's talk windfall profits tax.

They don't work. While you don't call it a windfall profits tax, California recently passed one and called it a "wealth tax" now you see high net worth individuals fleeing your state.

History proves it backfires.

The 1980 Crude Oil Windfall Profit Tax cut domestic production 1–8% (hundreds of millions of barrels lost), boosted imports 3–13%, raised far less revenue than projected after deductions, created massive bureaucracy, and was repealed in 1988 because it discouraged supply exactly when America needed more.

That in turn led us to depend even more on Middle East imports for another 20 years right up until the shale revolution occurred. Kind of like how California is dependent on imports now.

Your repeated sponsorship of a new Big Oil Windfall Profits Tax Act would repeat the exact same mistake—shrinking U.S. output and raising costs.

Crude exports? They expand global supply, narrow price spreads (WTI-Brent) which is exerts downward pressure on world prices.

It is directly helping allies in Europe and Asia counter China's skirting sanctions and colluding with Iran to purchase crude at huge discounts.

Restricting exports would tighten markets, spike costs everywhere—including here—and hurt the consumers you claim to protect.

Finally we must also point out that
your voting record shows consistent opposition to our industry you want to tax. For example, you:

Voted against leasing more public lands and waters for oil drilling (2023, Roll Call 23).

Voted against reversing land-management protections to open the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to oil and gas drilling—multiple times, including 2025 Roll Call 295 and earlier efforts to halt ANWR development.

Opposed critical oil and gas leasing reforms and fast-tracking fossil-fuel infrastructure (2024 Roll Call 95; 2025 votes undermining LNG authority and blocking fracking bans).

Voted NO on NDAA provisions that would expedite oil/gas permitting (2022–2023).

You have a 99% lifetime League of Conservation Voters score—near-perfect opposition to domestic energy exploration, production and leasing.

You’ve led hearings attacking us and sponsored bills to repeal industry tax provisions.

Fine—own that record.

But please stop shifting blame to “Trump’s war” or federal policy while California’s own choices keep your constituents paying the highest pump prices in America.

Real relief comes from more American supply + streamlined permitting, not recycled 1980s taxes or more restrictions.

Energy abundance, not rhetoric, lowers prices and bolsters U.S. and allied security.

Mrs. USOGA has instructed us to put the phone away so we will do that.

Have a good weekend.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers.

One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway.

But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely.

Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop.

The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk.

The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms.

Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk.

Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

You could see the panic in his eye 🤣

https://t.co/yFTM6WzQOe

[Z @Zack_Cuomo]

@david_veetz @aronpricepga @micah_erfan @EricLDaugh She did exactly what the chief said not to do. Months prior to her actions. Why would his testament change after it happens

[Z @Zack_Cuomo]

@Andr3jH If I show up to an apartment complex and show them the ad would they accept it. Thats the real question

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 THIS UBER RIDE IS PURE CHAOS - AND IT ENDS IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED FRIENDSHIP

She bursts out with random screams, wild noises, and snorts pointed RIGHT at him and this man jumps EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

She says, “I have Tourette’s…”
And he hits her with the greatest misunderstanding ever:

“T-Rex??”

Then he pulls out his phone IMMEDIATELY:
“I need to ask Google how do I help T-Rex.”

Between outbursts she nervously asks:
“Are we in the hood?”

He goes:
“Yeah… but they’ll run from YOU.”
Protecting her like a champ.

She panics again:
“You won’t let nothing happen to me, right?”

He locks in:
“I promise… not on my watch. Not on duty. NOT on duty.”

She melts:
“You’re so nice… you got my back?”

Him:
“Yeah, I got your back.”

Then the comedy peaks.
He goes:
“Some bitches grow up sassy… bunch of bitches.”

And she suddenly fires back mid-tic:
“Well YOU’RE not a bitch… I think you’re awesome.”

She asks about his tattoos and he turns his whole neck like he’s posing for a mugshot.

She screams, snorts, jumps.
He screams, jumps, laughs... and somehow they trauma-bond into best friends in minutes.

Then he randomly drops:
“I’m a rapper.”
“What’s your name?”
“CEO Dee.”

Two strangers thrown into chaos… and it becomes the funniest, most wholesome friendship the internet has ever seen.

Which moment caught YOU completely off guard?

[Z @Zack_Cuomo]

@AndrewBrandt Why aren't teams just getting a small guy that holds the ball. The team picks him up and throws him over the line? Is there a rule against it?

[TheCompany™️©️ @The_Real_Yay]

Get them turkey plates ready! 😎🦃🍽🔥😂

[Z @Zack_Cuomo]

@yosoykush 😶‍🌫️

[Ted Nugent @TedNugent]

😆

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Pheww... That was close! Glad they Ducked...

[Z @Zack_Cuomo]

@BenVolin He's the president of the United States. He should be speaking to the people as much as possible

[Z @Zack_Cuomo]

@interesting_aIl Why does it look like 9000 tons

[Casual UK @CasualUK_]

When the dog usually goes for a walk with the husband and stops at the pub for a beer, then one day the missus takes him for a walk 😭

[Z @Zack_Cuomo]

@seanboisselle @mtlushan Gta6

[greg @greg16676935420]

Videos like this is why the internet was invented