Historic Sunday. Rory completes the grand slam and I argued with a jimmy John’s worker about how Kayla’s Jersey Mike’s sandwich should be ready by now.
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Feature request:
If someone slacks you “hey” or “quick question” without putting their request in the original message, they are locked out of the app for the rest of the day
Kids gather round and let me tell you about a guy named James Harden. Jim Harden is what I used to call him. Played with KD, Russ, Dwight, Chris Paul, Russ again, KD again, Kyrie, Embiid, Kawhi (kinda) and Paul George.
One total Finals appearance.
2024 years ago today, Jesus became the first American to enter the transfer portal. And he didn’t need an NIL deal to do it, because he played for the love of the game
Happy Easter
Just witnessed a murder. Guy’s on the leg press and an older woman asks if she can work in.
Woman adds a plate to each side after dude finishes his set 💀💀