Maybe: Zack

they think I’m shittin on’em, but I barley farted

[Maybe: Zack @Zack_Harris06]

Today my mom became cancer free!!!

[Maybe: Zack @Zack_Harris06]

My momma stood up in that chair, took it like a G when she had cancer

[Moffuging Sephiroth @uberbasado]

It’s like we won a war

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

“When government betrays its people, the people will govern themselves.”

-George Washington

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Someone said we need to send him to all sec stadiums for a night game in the fall and he’ll go back to Europe like the apostles spreading the good news 😭

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Knickerbocker1664 @OldNewYork1664]

The French can stay and watch their games, they’ve brought the proper tribute.

[kordell @lledrook]

free bro ngl after 17 years they just gotta give that nigga one

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

The World Cup tourists have discovered Buc’ees

[Johnny “The Black Whisper” Warhammer @JohnnyThaHmr]

Shitting in the last 30 minutes of my shift. #VictoryFormation #QbKneel

[Trilly Donovan @trillydonovan]

This account is living out the European mind can't comprehend this meme.

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

He’s a McDonalds sprite away from shredding his passport and starting a new life here

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

[RoidedBalls🇹🇹 @Roidedballs]

Oh my god he’s gonna hit Buccees

[Novig @Novig]

New York had more fans arrested last night than they had points in the 4th quarter 😭

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

New fantasy football punishment

Loser has to stand outside MSG in the opposing teams jersey after a Knicks loss

[Kingless Kingdom @Ameriking83]

Watching footage from WW2 makes me realize how brave this generation was and how pathetic boomers are.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Knicks fans after Game 3, regardless of the outcome 😭

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see