zj

meh

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Trevor Story - Boston Red Sox (3) Solo 404 feet
+525

[Sammy🤴 @Techdrive2020]

@happysadcoconut 😂 😂

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

@a_payne19 same lol

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

dropped my key in my yard last night and couldn’t find it due to intoxication. slept from 1 am - 5 am in front of my own house bc I couldn’t get in. this weekend is beating my ass

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

just drank 1 bottle of water. might drink another one in a bit

[Aaron Belcher @MuvvaHen]

This for a hypothetical race between you and @joeychestnut69. You’ll both need to eat one hot dog and then run 100m. Please reply ASAP thanks.

[Lars-Johan Larsson @LarsJohanL]

Meanwhile...in West Texas, storm chaser Laura Rowe captured the picture of a lifetime May 17, 2021.

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

@Leuzerz you good lol? But yes mr. Creig I remember hot dogs or legs.. classic

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

@Leuzerz @garyvee luck (noun) - success or failure apparently brought by chance rather than through one's own actions

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

@Leuzerz Creig did you tweet this on the dance floor?

[Andrée Wallin @andreewallin]

Sketch Final

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

The face you make when you realize you’re 30 years old. Happy birthday lil sasquatch @Tha_RealSpanks

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

@Tha_RealSpanks Then go to sleep?

[Marcus Hobbs @MarcusITXC]

You just had to be there. 😂

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

@totinos Thanks Pete

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

POV from the oven when the boys are waiting for their pizza rolls to be done

[zj @Zack_Sauce]

@dillonborton_ Nice 1