Zackaria Max

[Zackaria Max @Zackaria_Max]

@JamesGunn Continuity Error: Starlords beard grows an awful lot between the Quill Nebula carries to the lying on the bed. Just fyi.

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@DavidSpade What happened to your Dreads between Joe Dirt 1 & 2?! Its always bugged the ish outta me...

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@marknorm Why were there "fans" lined up, if you were "late" and the seats were already filled?...

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@JohnBoyega @iamjamiefoxx I watched this whole movie and didn't notice it was the Star Wars guy until the last 15 minutes of the movie! Sorry Jamie... I noticed the guy from Horrible Bosses and Baby Driver instantly...

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@JohnBoyega Bro, I just watched all of "They Cloned Tyrone" and didn't notice you were Fontaine until the last 15 minutes of the movie! Amazing work my guy. 👏 👏 👏

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@DonCheadle Why were you too good for Oceans 11, a Frank Sinatra sequel, but you're "acting" your ass off for Secret Invasion, a Disney TV show for stoners and children?

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@Jon_Favreau You should read "Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina" It made me love Star Wars (especially Jawas).

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@Cewpins This would definitely beat the free pipe I've been using for 5 years now lol

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@elonmusk Can I bring you on a bad ass Cyber Chariot pulled by Your Cyber Truck into this Cyber Arena for the Cyber Gladiator vs the lizard, space-age can of Cyber Whoop-Ass™ by the Boring Company, You're gonna open?!?! Pretty please champ?!?

[Zackaria Max @Zackaria_Max]

@elonmusk Can I be the Person that drives one of your Cyber Trucks out on the field?!?! Pretty please?!?!

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@SamuelLJackson Hey Boss, can you tell your "boss" that Nick wouldnt push the "race relationship" like in eps 1-2?... the only "race" thing Nick would bring up, is trying to get Cap to admit he used to say the "N-Word"... "c'mon cap, it's cool, it was a diffrente time!" Lol

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Looks just like @chrisdcomedy

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@bransonreese I remember a part with something like "what happened to the body, we flushed it down the potty, and round and it went, and round and round it went"

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@ichbinGisele If time machines get invented, I'm 100% using it to go to walk around blockbusters

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@VancityReynolds @Mintmobile Why did I just see a commercial saying you were lowering the price from $30 to $15 a month? Hasn't it always been an incredibly fair $15 a month?

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@ichbinGisele It is... Now Im gonna have to find a DVD player and Blockbuster... Probably gonna have to go back to 2007...

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@Eminem ask @drdre nicley to make a beat from "Mr. Sandman" for you, and hit me up if you wanna make an album as loved as the S.S. or M.M. LP's. ♾️✌🏾🖖🏻

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@Alienconpod next time your dog gets a skin infection, just go to your regular Dr. And ask them. They'll give u the same medication and cost half as much as the vet. $500 is crazy... you could get between 2 and 500 new dogs for that price!