OreoMcflurry

Love putting up a joyful facade

[• @yducknow]

just realized that work is a group project that never ends😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Azira 🇲🇾 🌺 @ladymissazira]

Honestly speaking, if you earn more than RM20,000 per month and are complaining about the petrol subsidy being withdrawn for your income bracket during a global trade route crisis from war, it's a lifestyle spending issue not a living cost issue.

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[goma @soigomaa]

Interesting how wars are named after the country attacked: Vietnam War, Iraq War, Afghanistan War, Iran War... That's because if they were named after the attacker, it would be too confusing, since 80% of conflicts would be called the US war.

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Why are they called settlers instead of terrorists?

[Mandevil @Mandevil23]

my personal favorite scene from sinners

[Elira 🌘 TARU IS HERE🦊 @EliraEclipse]

Muslims always gets the stereotypical terrorist bomber jokes just because of 9/11, yet Americans can bomb countries every year but somehow they're not the terrorists? Somehow they're not the monsters? Okay.

[ماہ نور @mahnooriqbal__]

switzerland will see me one day in the future In shaa Allah

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just because I can't sing doesn't mean I won't sing

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Getting older is honestly wild. One wrong pillow angle and now your neck is applying for disability

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Ramadan sleep schedule? Extremely cooked. I am simultaneously awake and asleep the entire time.

[KONGSI VIRAL🇲🇾 @kongsiviralje]

🗣️: Weii cane do kau cepat tangkap belajar sains?
Me : tak pandai mana pon tengok ni je ha..

Tipulah korang tak pernah buat eksperimen lepas tonton 2 rancangan tu.

[Rin ♡ @Nurintashaa]

Since it’s bulan ramadhan, let’s just hope ada rezeki yang tak disangka sangka happen to us in this holy month 🤍

[⭐crumpy!⭐ @chronocrump]

shoutout to this especially clever joke

[lila @tuliepi]

how i feel after fasting for 5 minutes