Q1. I left my broke girlfriend and connected with a much older female attorney I met online. Right off the bat she wanted d!ck pics and very detailed promises of what I’d do to her in bed. She was 57 and nasty; likes to be choked out and chained up. I told her I’m a young guy and I have needs; I need to be financially maintained if she wants what I can do. 😛 She agreed to set me up in her spare room, and give me access to food and her fine wine collection. She wanted too much s3x for too long so several times I pretended to c*m [climax] by screaming and spitting on her back. The last time she caught me. “Did you SPIT ON ME???” 🤬She threw me out. (Expected). She’s suing me for failure to please her, breach of intimate contract, back-rent for my room and board, ASSAULT (the spit) and emotional damages. Do I have to pay her damages cuz I couldn’t f-ck her right? Also, my ego is trash right now. 😔Can I counter-sue? Help. #SBCCHAT