ZaftigSnark

Local Woman of Obviousness.

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If a butterfly can flap it's wings and cause a hurricane, I worry that the undulation of my arse at Zumba might wipe out a solar system

[Welsh Organic Tannery 🐏🐐 @WelshTannery]

I see you has cheeses …. I likes cheeses too!

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Perfect for… wait for it… Baby Cheeses

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

My boyfriend threw out the packaging for our turkey crown. The packaging with the cooking instructions on it. Because I am a generous and mature person I said “never mind, I should have said.” And HE SAID “yes you should have really”.

And that’s what happened your honour.

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Horny dog Heaven is the same place as slut hell #30Rock

[🇺🇲 ExArEpEE Carl. X®🅿atriot @ExArEpEE_Carl]

@ilovenostalgia Uncle Buck

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There is no way Josie should be out and Farage still in #ImaCe

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Sam reminds me of Paul Whitehouse's '......brilliaaaaant...' lad from the fast show #ImACeleb #SamThompson

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Farage has all the depth, passion and feeling of a murky puddle.

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@JacieAustin5 Good on you! I've still watched it! But there are lots of people who won't watch, like you, so you certainly aren't in the minority x

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It frightens me the amount of support Farage has out here. I'm hoping that he's only still in I'm a celebrity because the members of the public that'd help get rid of the racist scrote have boycotted the show in the first place!

[😎 @Ruthelizabeth90]

The fact Farage is still in reflects how many imbeciles live in the UK #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity

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@imacelebrity Marv was so lovely. Farage should be out instead.

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@Minhkhan11991 @imacelebrity That's what you come out with after watching that? How can you not be moved by such an authentic loving exchange?

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O Lordy. The Curse should be called The Cringe.

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@supermanxtream9 @AyAyRon86 Dribbling idiot.

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@adamodell @AyAyRon86 Nasty twat

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@supermanxtream9 @AyAyRon86 Exactly. Only God, so how the fuck would you know?

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@imacelebrity I love Josie.

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Fred needs to wind his neck in #Im

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I just adore Sam and Tony and their relationship in I'm a Celebrity.