Dani Alkaid

just a loud nobody

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

I read the word “romper” and think “why would I do that to myself.”

[SNKRS STOCK @SnkrsStock]

“Not stocks “
We have 2.2k followers so
I’ll make it easy
Give me 50+ retweets
And I’ll drop stock when I drop for the discord

If we hit 100+ retweets I’ll drop 100+ spots for you to join the discord

Good luck 👋

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

I called my toaster "dumb" this morning and now I feel bad because I was raised watching The Brave Little Toaster.

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

1 week.
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🎥: @photography.kirkham @ Colorado Springs, Colorado https://t.co/3oyMTbvsMv

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

And then they just run into @creedbratton in Boulder

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

I want a spin-off of @TheOffice where Dwight's fam visits Michael's fam in the rockies & they go camping. The whole time Dwight is freaked about bears. Michael rents an RV & hits a deer. Angela's cats get loose. Holly is disgusted as Dwight's kids gut the deer. #theoffice #iwish

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

Well, @jonfavs saved another franchise. #TheMandolorian #StarWars

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

I'm also secretly hoping all these monoliths popping up around the world are part of @foofighters album campaign.

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

Had a dream last night @foofighters visited my old college. I broke my foot and missed the lecture. Somehow I ended up playing the solo when they covered Brick in the Wall Pt 2, but the guitar strap was too low and I was flat on the bends. 😳 #coolnightmare

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

2020, the year I talked too much about myself because I learned more about myself than anything else.

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

All my friends have kids, so I picked up Kenpo.

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

The only time I get on twitter is when I'm anxious and need to say something to nobody.

I need something new to read or freak out about.

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

How do people keep their anxiety in check?

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

Community on Netflix has proved to me my experience at BYU-I was both equally insane and nationally understood as a typical community college experience lol

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

Anyone else feel insane amounts of guilt for no reason?

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

I'm obsessed with earning money and working hard because I believe it is the only way to prove my worth. I'm jealous of lazy people that still like themselves at the end of the day.

[Jay 🦔 @JayyKess]

Schools are saying “we can’t enforce mask wearing” as if they haven’t enforced girls to cover up for decades

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

Can we get a @creedbratton prequel to The Office that's flavored a bit more like Breaking Bad? You know, each episode ends as he walks into the office, but we learn why he is always covered in blood and paranoid? Hahaha #TheOfficeUS #creedbrattonbreaksbad

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

Imagine being from the generation that still genuinely believes "money won't solve your problems." Old farts.

[Dani Alkaid @ZahMadDog]

You know what's worse than the internet buffering? Having a DVD skip and you literally have to go buff that disc for it to play. Waaaaay more frustrating. Gen Z will never know.