Zahli

[༒︎ 𝓢𝓐𝓥𝓐𝓖𝓔𝓡 ༒ @SAVAGERX23]

Nudes in a relationship are important.
Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37rd time.

[Mwenda🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Davidkmwenda]

Me with a registered voter

[MIKASA @FitFeministt]

This is the rape culture that is usually the precursor to RAPE!

Guess how many rapists are in that crowd?!

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Modern dating:

Him: I really like you, but I can’t give you what you need.
Her: I understand. So we should call it quits?
Him: No, wtf?

[UNOHANA.KNPCI🥷🏽 @xoxo_mjayy]

Top lip is boring sha.
Bottom is where it’s at.🫶🏽

[Z . @RalphyPretty]

i love kissing when i’m drunk 😭😭 tongue be so good 😩😭

[Rwakiii🤍🩶 @MercyKirwa4]

Type yako itakutesa, not your type itakutesa zaidi😂

[NOVEMBER FAIRY @SheilahCandy]

Here are some signs that aren’t obvious until ;

Their energy changes more than their schedule.They’re still around,but they feel elsewhere. Less present. Like you’re talking to a body, not a person.

They start protecting their phone like it’s classified information.
Not just privacy, panic. Screen turned away, notifications muted, sudden passwords.

Random new habits with no real explanation.
New grooming routine, new underwear, sudden gym obsession but no excitement to share it with you.

They become oddly nicer or oddly mean.
Some people overcompensate with extra sweetness. Others pick fights to justify distance.

They stop asking questions about your life.
The curiosity fades. It feels like they’re emotionally clocked out.

Their stories get blurry.
Nothing dramatic just little inconsistencies. Times don’t line up. Details change.

They accuse you of cheating or being suspicious.
Projection is loud. Guilty people often start looking for guilt in you.

Intimacy feels different either less or suddenly performative.
Either they withdraw completely or they do too much, like they’re acting.

You feel lonely even when they’re right there.
This one is huge. Your body notices before your brain has proof.

They start treating the relationship like an obligation instead of a choice.
Less effort, less warmth, more I’m busy than I miss you.

The biggest sign is the vibe you keep trying to explain away.
That quiet inner voice that says something shifted.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i hate when someone with adhd tell me "i'll do it in a sec" like ho you're lying. you're not even gonna remember it in a sec.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

"You handled it so well"

No I started smoking!

[Chairman🇰🇪 @Mdenno_]

I hate these people who keep asking others "unapelekanga wapi pesa na huna familia" that is disrespect bana wewe unapeleka wapi familia na huna pesa

[Kestin @keskanana]

“…but no one is ready for that conversation” wee anza conversation wacha mambo mingi

[. @njorogehhh]

coming to me with that talk "Ruto atarudi second term ata tufanye nini" inaweza fanya hata nikupige kofi

[Njokitheyapper 2.0 @thoughtnjoki]

Naskia sijui aje ( need to get cracked )

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[NOVA @UTDqueen]

Breaking up with me is okay but adding 'Promise me you will be okay after this ' is very Mbwa wewe infact shetani mweusi wewe 😒😔

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

"sent a photo" inafanyanga nifungue chat na seconds,,we ukitaka kuninasa tuma tuh photo😂😂

[🦢 @meishato]

As a childless adult it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honour

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I have to marry somebody who takes holidays seriously. A family person. Birthdays, graduations, anniversaries… everything must all be celebrated fully in my household.