Zaid Zainal

My outlet for rants and humour which no one gets

[Zaid Zainal @ZaidOhZaid]

Happy 6 months, kid

[عايض/Sir @Messi_7070]

تبي تعرف ليه رونالدو مكروه من زملاءه بالفريق والمنتخب؟ شف هاللقطه

لياو حرفيًا راوغ كل اللاعبين بمجهود فردي عظيم وسددها وارتطمت بالقائم ورجعت لرونالدو

تحسبونه احتفل مع لياو؟ لاوالله راح يحتفل لحاله على اساس بمجهوده والمشكله محد راح يحتفل معه💀💀💀💀

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Thomas Tuchel genuinely thought John Stones had a shoulder injury for a second there. 🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The vibes in England's dressing room after the Mexico win was immaculate. 😍🕺

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jordan Henderson vs Mexico:

🟨 Yellow card
🤕 Stretchered off
0️⃣ Minutes

[frogein @frogein]

If I die like this I am uninstalling

[Zaid Zainal @ZaidOhZaid]

Siapa potong bawang ni?

[Malaysia Gazette @MalaysiaGazette]

Tunku Mahkota Ismail Kongsi Kisah Terpaksa Berhutang Dengan Penjual Handphone

#malaysiagazette #podcastbualsantai #TMJ

Video: Media Digital Johor

[FAH @pipiyapong]

Curacao pun boleh layak World Cup. Negara diorang ada juara liga super 12 kali straight ke?

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Antara yang sakau duit UKM, dia hantar anak dia ke UK. Parti politik dia tak payah cakap apa la

Kau sakau duit budak UKM, lepastu bagi makan anak dekat UK. Kami mahasiswa UM kesian tengok UKM ni macam sendu tengok campus

Nasib baik UM okay, facilities semakin baik.

@FreeMsian

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

They thought they could fluke a UCL final 😭😭😭😭 this time wasting from arsenal just sums them up entirely shameless group of losers

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: UEFA are extremely pleased with the performance of Champions League Final referee Daniel Siebert.

People close to the referee say his display is internally being viewed as one of the greatest refereeing performances in Champions League Final history.

Meanwhile, there is major surprise within FIFA over why he is NOT refereeing at the World Cup.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Jordan’s striker told his whole team to forget the manager’s tactics and press high…😳

Switzerland then scored with 3 passes 😭😭

[FOOTBALL METRICS @Hazzansaz]

Unlike Arsenal, PSG went through tough and rough to get to this final. It's very important for them to win.✍️

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

A girl in Vietnam entered a clothing store but kept missing the saleswoman because they moved at the exact same moments.After about a minute, they finally bumped into each other in a funny “glitch” moment 😂

[Michael Perry @fcbperry_]

Lamine Yamal isn’t even close to retirement and yet La Masia has already produced another generational talent again. Dude is going to be hunting Real Madrid for decades

[Zaid Zainal @ZaidOhZaid]

@HafizArif_ Haipp

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

We updated our sign…

Congrats on winning the Premier League, @Arsenal!

[Chris Ani @iamchrisani]

I just saw one of my close friends sharing Arsenal’s EPL win on his status 😂This guy has never mentioned Arsenal in my entire 7+ years of knowing him 😭 I asked him, “Guy, are you an Arsenal fan?”

And the first thing he said was:
“Chris, we have not had this thing for over 20 years. What do you want me to do?” 😂

I swear, you will see a mad number of Arsenal fans today 😭😭😂😂😂

[Shoaib Khan @fdjpedri]

Lamine Yamal x Billie Jean

[Crypto Tice @CryptoTice_]

BREAKING:

Europe is considering Ethereum as the settlement layer for a Euro stablecoin.

Not a pilot. Not a sandbox test.
Real financial infrastructure.

For sovereign money.

The ECB's Christine Lagarde said Bitcoin would never enter European reserves.

Now Europe is evaluating Ethereum to settle the Euro itself.

Public blockchains are moving from crypto markets.
To institutions.
To governments.
To sovereign settlement layers.

This is not about hype anymore.
This is about who controls the financial rails of the future.

And Ethereum just entered that conversation.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

This is becoming a joke seriously.

Dembele started only 9 league games the whole season.

Dembele played 90mins ONCE all season in the league, and that came in April, yes you read it right, April.

Let me break it down. French Ligue started in August.

Dembele played the first 3 games that month. He got injured and missed 2 months of football, 5 league games in total.

He retuned and played 3 games. In all 3 games, he didn’t accumulate 90mins of football, then he missed the next two games.

He came back again and played two games, he didn’t accumulate 60mins in those two games, then he was out injured again.

Here comes January, he started two league games and one sub. He also started two games in February and out injured again.

He returned in March and came on as a sub twice, those were the only league games he played before international break.

This is where it gets interesting, Dembele plays his FIRST 90mins football in the league in the month of APRIL, this was against Toulouse.

Also, they started resting him from here on because of champions league. The last two games before the Bayern games, Angers & Lorient, Dembele did not play one minute.

He also has 10 goals and 6 assists.
The 8th when it comes to top scorers, there are 4 players on that joint 8th position.

He’s also 8th when it comes to top assist makers, there are 7 other players with 6 assists too.

It’s just unbelievably worrisome that this same player has won the Player of the season award. A player who barely played, a player who only played 90mins once all season.

The PR is so crazy, honestly.

[Zaid Zainal @ZaidOhZaid]

@realdeal8765 @KillaKreww Brilliant haha